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Jonny Shields
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Jonny Shields
@jonnyshields
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North West, England Katılım Mart 2009
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@FootballCliches @JamesHorncastle I get it, just don't find it all very interesting. It certainly wasn't meant as a criticism if you, just an observation that football writers maybe don't consider that the average fan doesn't think about the game the same way that they do.
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Four out of six English clubs dumped out of the Champions League last 16 by an aggregate score of 28-11. In the immortal words of Alan Hansen and Jimmy Hill, on this very day, 30 years ago:
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@MarcusSpeller @jonawils I’m not sure if Wilson is more likely to be living a dual life as Gambino or Pitbull.
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@jonawils Considering the amount of times you’ve covered it I’m surprised you’ve not been offered to do a number
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@maxrushden @FootballCliches @WeAreTheFSA rescind the award, it’s clear from this thread where it should have gone, by the way.
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harry wilson having his own personal goal of the month competition eh @FootballCliches
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@AughtonNeil @DamianLow3 @Stuwilson68Sw Where’s your evidence from
Neil? Some fella down the pub?
instituteforgovernment.org.uk/explainer/form…
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@DamianLow3 @Stuwilson68Sw Please show me the evidence that she gets a pension because she’s a ex Prime Minister?
No living ex Prime Minister is entitled to a pension, from holding the office.
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Liz Truss due to her brief stint as PM receives a lifetime pension worth £100,000 annually and £1 million in 24 hour year round security.
Funded by the taxpayer to spend all her time talking down the UK.
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@GarlandDunbar81 @FootballCliches Your Baggio’s your Ramario’s will no doubt be in there.
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An absolute pleasure to write about two of my favourite players of all time for this book
The Athletic@TheAthletic
“Sport can feel like such a serious business these days, compromised by political and commercial interests. “But at its heart, it is still the same old game we fell in love with, illuminated by comic-book heroes, ordinary people with the power to do extraordinary things. “This book is about them.” - @OliverKay The Athletic is delighted to announce the release of The Soccer 100, the definitive ranking of the greatest male players to have graced the beautiful game, published by @WmMorrowBooks. 🔗 theathletic.com/6783439/?sourc…
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@ToryWipeout @DanNeidle The speech was in the January, after he had already lost the election the previous November. So it definitely did not influence the election.
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@DanNeidle Struggling to see how a program not shown in the US influenced an election?
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Has anyone seen anything by a Florida defamation lawyer commenting on the likely prospects of Trump vs BBC? Lots of speculation, but would be good to see what an actual expert thinks.
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@FootballCliches Nearly as good as the the Keyes’ face in things and some gardening photo came up. Thought I was looking at a magic eye poster for a second.
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@JamieHolme @FootballCliches some well grassed pitches here.
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I’m 40 years old and I still try to spot football stadiums whenever I land…
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@JuddEnobarbus @PaulMerse @SlimmingWorld @FootballCliches What a weight loss journey that is, by the way.
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@blockxs @oilysailor Its gonna be 2 now which is more than the entire united squad
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Including Man Utd players, Mohamed Salah is the seventh-highest PL scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s
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@ChrisSmiles7 @FootballCliches I think the surgery was actually on the palm of his hand though.
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@FootballCliches Not football related but the golf commentator has just said “Scottie Scheffler had hand surgery in the palm of his hand”. Surely we can’t be using that phase when he literally did have surgery on his hand 🤣 they weren’t joking either
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Suspect Keir Starmer’s insistence on continuing to call it “Twitter” will be as infuriating to Musk as anything he said today.
Proper microaggression.
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Right then lads, I need your Manchester City Centre Sunday roast recommendations.
Don't go telling me of a pub in Clayton that does a good one for £3.99.
It's got to be city centre and it's got to be banging.
Ps. Trof is fully booked so don't bother with that.
Go:
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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Man United window pictures looking like Princess Diana in Paris. This seemed to slip past everyone, quite a dark but accurate take on the how a players future might pan out after signing for United.
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THE
FOOTBALL CLICHES
PODCAST
The #EURO2024 Adjudication Panel
🔊 Football names in the General Election
🔊 Commentator vs Air Horn
🔊 "Penalties are a lottery": A new twist
🔊 The most "Never in doubt 😉" game ever
🔊 Euro 2024's future PL forgettables
@CDEccleshare
@D_C_W
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@FootballCliches I just heard the Gabriel Clarke recap, I don’t know if you’re paying him to do your recaps, or whether he’s using ai to generate them for ITV. It’s incredibly similar.
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Last chance to contribute yourself into Cliches pod contention...
Adam Hurrey@FootballCliches
We're recording the 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 #EURO2024 Adjudication Panel on Wednesday, so let's have your niche questions, your obscure observations and your mild ridicule of absolutely everyone involved in the England/major tournament news cycle... Get in touch!
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Back in November Marcus & Luke picked their England starting XI for Euro 2024.
Four months and a lot of football later it’s time for them to re-visit their selections.
Are they still starting Harry Maguire? Where should Phil Foden play?
Click to listen👇lnk.to/ramble
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@keekykeek @hannah1989__ Kev, you look like an ugly, boring Charles Brunson. Go shag a flag.
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Sandro Tonali, Sandro Tonali,
Loves an acca,
Loves the pasta,
The lads tips are magic! #tonali #nufc #paddypower
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