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@Zero_4 Isabel Dogshit

Calum Miller (Lib Dem) to Isabel Oakeshott: “You’re a journalist who makes her money from commenting on what’s happening in the UK despite not living here. You & others have mounted a trenchant attack on what’s happening in the UK…” #PoliticsLive

I urge our nation to use this weekend's No Kings marches as a declaration of independence against the tyranny and lawlessness currently running this country. Use your voice. ACT PEACEFULLY. Protect yourself and your community. THERE ARE NO KINGS IN THE UNITED STATES.

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela. It should inspire those engaged in similar struggles around the world - and remind those of us lucky enough to live in America that we have a solemn responsibility to constantly preserve and defend our own hard-won democratic traditions.

Donald Trump announces that Tylenol can be very effective for treating outbreaks of people discussing the Epstein files.

New collab with me lush pal Dave K out this weekend! Been looking forward to this release on the fab @sprechenmusic label from Manchester. More deets at the weekend.

The Dare! bandwagon rolls on, this time into Aberdeen for Dare! does 'Deen with the @trashdisco boys in tow. Catch residents @jonpleased and myself up there on 25th October. Early birds sold out already though, so don't dick about. #dare #aberdeen skiddle.com/.../Mac.../Dar…

Dare! is back with our annual festive carry on up the ramparts at Mains Castle, with resident @jonpleased and myself, joined by a talented cast of DJ's. @dde Tickets here: skiddle.com/whats-on/Dunde… #dare #daredoesdundee #dde

@MTGrepp Freaks!

Tens of thousands of people gather in the name of Jesus Christ. This is powerful. Christ is King 🙏 God Bless America 🇺🇸

New Single 'Everybody is Somebody' a collab with Beat Junkiez is out today to stream & buy revoke.ampsuite.com/releases/links…

I'm very excited that my new single is out this Friday. A collab with the lovely Dave K revoke.ampsuite.com/releases/links…

He who is, who was, who is to come sign up at gavinfriday.com

@RishiSunak So long, twat.

Once you make that decision on Thursday, there's no going back. Don't do something you might regret.

@GraemeAThomson Jools Holland piano on the album version of Uncertain Smile by The The.

@GraemeAThomson @belliott5150 Colours Fly & Catherine Wheel

@duranduran Careless Memories

What's your favorite intro to a Duran Duran song? What immediately gets you excited when the song starts?

@MittensOff Stale Gammon

Okay, what can you smell by just looking at this image of a #ReformUK meeting?

@trussliz Piss off.

Let's make it a great 2024 👇

The best Christmas present, Dare! Does Dundee is now officially sold out! Actually sold out a couple of days ago but had some people return tickets & wanted to get them sold first before I announced. @jonpleased @tweetdde

@LNER has got to be the worst train company. Cancelling trains & then shunting everyone on the next one so you have to stand like sardines for 3 hours. There should be a refund if you don’t get a seat that you paid for. Not impressed.

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