Jon

26.6K posts

Jon

Jon

@jons6111

Manhattan, NY Katılım Haziran 2009
785 Takip Edilen194 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
Why does @linkedin think work anniversaries are a thing? That's not something people congratulate people for.
English
6
0
23
0
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@vocalcry Right so the purpose of the legacy admission is to make those kids look smarter than they are and give them opportunities that a kid who is smarter than them but from the wrong family don’t get
English
0
0
0
6
Circe
Circe@vocalcry·
@jons6111 You can be smart enough but maybe not so smart that you get in on your own merits, but even athletes at good schools usually aren't dumb
English
1
0
0
17
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@KHendersonCo Yeah but now the partner attrition is crazy so that rep is not going to last much longer
English
0
0
1
164
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@vocalcry lol if that was true you wouldn’t need legacy admission
English
1
0
0
19
Circe
Circe@vocalcry·
@jons6111 People really want legacies to be dumb but given that intelligence is hereditary, smart parents typically have smart or smart enough kids
English
1
0
1
26
Circe
Circe@vocalcry·
@Bonecondor I mean between a bf and a sugar daddy 😂
English
14
1
53
1.6K
Tony from far away
Tony from far away@adequatedaddy·
@Betsycashmoney If she dolled, public transportation is sub optimal. Be impressive, go down on train. Meet her at her doorstep. Escort her like real one.
English
3
0
1
950
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@prettycritical Yeah but if you’re a girl and you have to ask, you’re not in that league
English
0
0
1
74
#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart
This tbh. There are diff dating groups and in one of them, men do this all the time. In another, it’s just not affordable (or desirable). Men who don’t belong to the 1st group get mad it exists. Women who want to date the first group are frustrated that the second group exists.
Naethaan@Naethaan_

@prettycritical All the guys are forgetting that NYC has rich mfs spending bills just to impress and it works. All the girls are forgetting that NYC isn’t only investment bankers or founders, there’s normal guys for whom the $60 for uber on top of $200 for a date is their rent.

English
7
10
239
21.8K
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@vocalcry It’s 4 stops on the subway and takes like 20 minutes, vs a $60 dollar uber each way that takes longer. Both very nice neighborhoods. For neighborhood comp, I’d equate Greenwich Village to the Grove and Williamsburg to Wynwood
English
1
0
0
133
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@EthansMama4 @LRNROSE The suburban ones have bonkers amenities. Tennis courts, rock climbing, outdoor pool with a water slide for kids. The city ones are just impeccably clean with really nice locker rooms and a bunch of classes.
English
1
0
0
54
Your OG 🐩
Your OG 🐩@LRNROSE·
i also feel like these $300/mo gyms are a test to see who is a fucking idiot and who isnt. i even saw one for $900/mo
English
28
110
828
174.8K
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@NotLizBrody Also the amenities at a suburban Life Time are insane. Rock climbing, tennis courts , pool with a water slide
English
0
0
0
35
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@Aella_Girl I think, however, that you happened to be around the exact set of people who were ahead of the curve on the biggest thing in the stock market a couple of times in recent years and you started investing at exactly the right time.
English
0
0
1
524
Aella
Aella@Aella_Girl·
omg to be even more clear im not talking about like 'client told me that they're about to make x deal' i mean like 'the discourse in the air in conferences of experts is leaning this direction'
English
4
0
322
64.7K
Aella
Aella@Aella_Girl·
I'm so mad at everyone in my life who told me never to pick stocks, that smarter ppl will always outcompete u. I could have been making so much money
English
262
56
3.6K
621.9K
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@hecubian_devil I think with the Great Recession sentiment somewhat lagged the economic situation. People assumed it was mostly a Wall Street thing in the fall of 2008. By the time it was clear how bad it was Obama won and it fostered a lot of optimism.
English
0
0
1
86
Cassie Pritchard
Cassie Pritchard@hecubian_devil·
It is genuinely interesting that American economic sentiment is the lowest *ever*. Lower than the Great Recession! It’s surprising to see so many socialists not really curious about *why* sentiment is so low. Shouldn’t we be eager to understand and explain this?
English
85
16
705
67K
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@zapatas_mom @enfilmigult @prettycritical @mostillusive I think specifically in the local context specifically not wanting to take that subway ride is sending a very strong signal that you are VERY precious, and the guy is likely to assume she basically refuses to ride the subway even when it’s faster which comes off very transplant
English
0
0
0
42
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@burby_geek How many Nobel prize winners did that high school produce
English
1
0
23
1.4K
Holden Caulfield was right
NYC kids spend 90 minutes commuting to the good high schools each way. Used to see the Stuyvesant kids coming from eastern queens on the E train Takes me 5 minutes to drive kids to my local high school. On par with the specialized high schools. At 17 the kids can drive themselves All the free time not spent commuting my kids did organized sports and a business competition and some days they just go and hang out after school instead of wasting time on the subway going to their corner of the city
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent

Been living in New York City for around five years now. Yes, it’s expensive, taxes are high, and there are some interesting characters walking around. Those are some of the costs. Here’s what we get: Access to the best restaurants in America, no matter what type of food you’re in the mood for. Everything our family needs is just a short walk away. You constantly get to see friends in person, as they’re always passing through. Some of the best public and private schools in America. The network you build here, just by going about your day-to-day life, is incredible. You run into some of the most interesting people doing the most amazing things at the highest level. Access to the best doctors in the world. The career opportunities here are immense, no matter what you do. Central Park – my go-to spot – never gets old. If you’re a shopper, there’s nowhere better in America. If you’re an entrepreneur, this city forces you to think bigger on a daily basis. Broadway, sports, concerts, comedy – the highest level of entertainment, right in your backyard. The subway. Yes, the subway – and yes, millions of normal people take it every day – gets you around this place like a time machine. It’s a wonderful place to raise kids. Every kids' activity you can think of is just blocks away. Our son loves the Natural History Museum, and endless playdates are available either in our building or within a three-minute walk. Maybe all those folks who can afford to live anywhere in the world but choose to raise their families here aren’t so crazy after all.

English
70
10
487
581.6K
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@thehandsomezach Yeah this is like saying most doctors lack the skill of heart surgery
English
0
0
0
25
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@hecubian_devil Especially when your country’s whole thing was conquering half the world to import the stuff you couldn’t grow at home
English
2
0
12
855
cowboy postbop
cowboy postbop@cowboy_postbop·
the previous subway map also did not conform to geographic reality; lower Manhattan is not that wide, its rendered like that to make room for the text of a bunch of stations. a subway map does need to be geographically hyperaccurate, its meant to convey train info.
cowboy postbop tweet media
Scott@cafeviolenza

this map literally does not correspond to geographic reality and the only reason they made it is to cater to stupid people with sub-80 spatial IQ who don’t even pay for the subway

English
13
13
391
79.5K
Jon
Jon@jons6111·
@cafeviolenza @numerounochef Huh it’s almost like they took into account the fact that anyone with cell reception has a map in their pocket at all times
English
0
0
0
49
Scott
Scott@cafeviolenza·
@numerounochef in new york you have to walk 5-10 minutes from basically any subway station to get where you’re going— this map does not account for any walking context because of the warped geography/lack of streets, and is therefore stupid
English
16
0
16
7.7K
Scott
Scott@cafeviolenza·
this map literally does not correspond to geographic reality and the only reason they made it is to cater to stupid people with sub-80 spatial IQ who don’t even pay for the subway
Scott tweet media
English
106
18
433
414.3K
Williamsburg Wrangler
Williamsburg Wrangler@PottyJohn911·
I’m trying this thing where I drink less. What do you do on a Friday night in the city that doesn’t involve drinking?
English
45
0
109
24.3K