john harris

@rickygervais Next time you buy Vodka, make it Dutch Barn. "Woof".

This annoys all the right people.

@bluebottle50438 @grupertlowe @rickygervais Go 'call' it. dooh/

@grupertlowe @rickygervais the shadows are weird. while believable, I call AI

@KieraDiss Rare aesthetic! You ' follower'!

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE (CLAPHAM) For the second time in just a few days, videos are circulating on social media of a large mob of schoolchildren running wild through a high street, ransacking shops and requiring police to attend and make arrests. They are out of control.

@PaulHobson247 @AudreyTatton @NormanBrennan Oh... You and your conspiracy theories,

@AudreyTatton @NormanBrennan It seems very much as if that's the plan.

BREAKING NEWS; Marauding Madness & utter Chaos at Marks & Spencer in Clapham; had the 3 MET Officers not been on scene I bet the entire stock would have been stolen; LAWLESS LONDON on just about every level of crime & ASB 👇🤷‍♂️🙄

@iamtomskinner Tom, Thank you for that 'tweet', I learnt some more about you, what I had suspected! Top man. I first saw you on 'The Apprentice'....(only time I watched it)...... and thought , that guys a grafter, already educated by life and his peers. Best Wishes 💪👍

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday ❤️ I really enjoyed doing Question Time last night, what an experience. I can see it’s rattled a few of the usual angry lot on here as well… 🤣🤣 What I’ve noticed is the insults ain’t about what I said. It’s the same old stuff. My criminal record, where I went to school… even me Wikipedia page getting changed again. I wish I had a multi millionaire family FYI, then I wouldn’t be working 6 days a week 🤣🤣 Funny how they never add all the good I do in the news and Wikipedia etc. It does make you think, do these people see me as threat to constantly attack me? I’ve made mistakes in my life. I ain’t perfect, never have been. But I’ve owned it, I’ve learned, and I’ve worked every single day to become a better man. And that’s what life is about. I’ve worked hard for everything I’ve got. Nothing has been handed to me. I’m up early pushing every day and I’m looking forward to a pint in the pub once I finish today. But what matters to me the most ain’t the lies online spread about me, it’s real life. I’ve got 14 unbelievable, loyal, hardworking staff, some who’ve been with me since I was 18 years old. This lot have believed in me, and I’ll always back them. I’ve got a loving, happy home. I’ve got a beautiful, kind, caring wife who is the most amazing mum to our children and watching her now she’s 7 months pregnant with our fourth, makes me proud every single day. And my kids… they’re my world. They’re the reason I keep going, no matter what. Because I know what it feels like to have nothing. I’ve been at rock bottom. Sleeping on a pull-out bed on the floor in my mum’s house. No money. No work. Because of my criminal records. I felt lost and like giving up. But I never did. I got my head down. I believed in myself and I built something out of nothing. That’s why I try to spread positivity. That’s why I visit schools, speak to young people, do the Sunday walks, because I want people to know that your past does not define your future. So when the negativity comes online with all the lies and constant digs….. it don’t break me. Because I know who I am. I’m someone who believes in hard work. I’m someone who believes in family. I’m someone who believes in owning your mistakes and becoming better. And I’m someone who believes in this country and its people. We’ve got the greatest country in the world. And I’ll keep going for my family, for my team, and for every single person out there trying to do the right thing. We don’t go home until we’re proud. Have a fantastic Friday. Let’s go and smash it. I love you all ❤️ Bosh❤️

@fiagirly Unsheathing and sheathing the Katana ! F1 World Champion..... naturally.

Lewis Hamilton in the dojo with Samurai artist, Tetsuro Shimaguchi! 🔥🔥

@AntSpeaks Sanctimonious sop in the Green dress, face of faux concern. grow up woman.

What Ed Balls (ironic since he has none) is basically saying on the terrorist attack in Golders Green: "Do you think this might be your fault because some of you made mean comments about Londons Muslim mayor?"

Humans without degrees built this.

A wholesome moment. Mom giving her daughter one of the best experiences — memories that last forever, not just a day.

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@eshelm Catherine Tate is unfunny, and generally unpleasant.

Fucking Cathetine Tait. As if #ComicRelief wasn't bad enough.

@Lucy_Worsley It's the thought that counts😉👌

Other lovers of red lipstick will appreciate the high-stakes drama of this moment. About to try to put it on in a moving car.

@TravelFoodiesTV @RoyallyBelle_ Two pretty ladies

@RoyallyBelle_ Princess of Wales has so much class and outstanding fashion sense!

For the Nigerian state visit to the UK today, the Princess of Wales is wearing a coat dress by British- Nigerian designer Tolu Coker 🇳🇬🇬🇧

Commercial Elite Operator 'v' Karma. #mastermind

@GriftReport There is something rather appealing about Priti Patel.

This makes me laugh every time I see it 🤣

Polly is adorable, "and her hair was puuuurfect", with apologies to Warren Zevon 'Werewolves of London' #masterchefuk

@mufc_ang @YorkieRed_Jojo Polly is adorable, "and her hair was puuuurfect", with apologies to Warren Zevon 'Werewolves of London'

@YorkieRed_Jojo My fave of faves is Polly so far. She cooks with a smile on her face and it's so lovely to watch. I hope she's still in it by the time I've caught up.

Been catching up with latest series of Masterchef the Professionals over the past week. On episode 8 so a bit behind still but I'll watch a couple tonight. Loving the new format of past winners setting the skills tests 👌. I have so many faves so far so no spoilers please!

@Sidra12781 Chauffeur.

Me by bus and you?

@hhdswhz @buitengebieden Foals !!

@hhdswhz @buitengebieden Sorry.... Foales

Seahorse giving birth..