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@JesterJum Agreed. This is the last strand of civilized society and I won’t have it ruined by some heel eating Neanderthals.

The first slice of bread stays in the bag until it meets the last slice of bread. Then it goes in the trash. That's the right way and I won't change my mind.

@BowTiedYukon I normally go at 5am but have been going at all times over the holidays and anytime I’m in there at night I look around and think who the hell are these weirdos in my gym. 🤣

If you want to avoid the “new year, new me” crowd at the gym go at 5am. It’s the same 6 people all year

@giantssfcentral @BNightengale It took Albert 6 hours to think of his biggest weakness.

@BNightengale How does an interview last a whole day

How serious are the San Diego Padres about hiring future Hall of Famer Albert Pujols as their next manager? His second interview with the Padres lasted 9 1/2 hours.

@theblaze They’re gonna do it regardless you boob. They must be crushed now.

John Kasich warns conservatives to imagine if the roles were reversed: “If a Democrat gets elected, what are they going to do to their Republican enemies? We’ve got to stop this. It’s a spiral. There will be hell to pay on the other side.”

@IlhanMN Shut up commie. Go make your brother a sandwich.

To those claiming they're for free speech while punishing and silencing those for exercising that right: You're not pro-free speech. 🤔

@libsoftiktok @IowaStateU @IowaStateU You should probably not let this go without a response.

Financial aid advisor at @IowaStateU “This jackass got what was coming and I’m happy he’s rotting in hell” .@IowaStateU any comment?

@CharlesJZyn I got my first pair of these at 17. I’m 46 now. I’m only on pair 2.

@ComplexSports This is the most Demarcus Cousins headline I’ve ever seen.

Demarcus Cousins is suspended for the remainder of the season after scratching his balls and making a heckler sniff his hands. complex.com/sports/a/treya…

@FearedBuck In NBA terms, this is Jordan leaving the Bulls before the 2nd 3peat. He got some prime years but missed a few, but also avoids the Wizards years.

Sydney Sweeney and her fiancé have postponed their wedding after a 3-year engagement

@DisrespectedThe Totally get this. My wife used to order supplies for a dental office. Long story short we ended up with a HUGE supply of floss. 21 years later, it’s almost gone. Totally dumb but I feel this guys sadness in my bones.

This is why men keep to themselves.

@Gravantus When you tell me I have to, I’d sooner die than leave a tip at that point.

Help, what do I do?

@LeadingReport Why do we care what the Lorax has to say?

BREAKING: John Bolton calls Trump’s nomination of Matt Gaetz ‘the worst nomination for a Cabinet position in American history.’

@WatcherGuru They should pay in pennies.

JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russian court fines Google $20 decillion, an amount that is greater than all wealth on earth. $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

@Gabemaga @Mark_R_Mitchell Half the country is retarded.

@Mark_R_Mitchell How is she still ahead by one point? That doesn’t make sense.

IF these are real movements, we're seeing Reagan / Carter.

@PhantomPlatypus @CollinRugg It DOES make a difference if we make it or not

@CollinRugg We’ve gotta hold on to what we’ve got

NEW: Singer Jon Bon Jovi saves a woman from jumping off a bridge in Nashville, Tennessee while filming a music video. Good man. Bon Jovi was seen approaching a 62-year-old woman on the John Seigenthaler Pedestrian Bridge. The musician leaned over the railing before hoisting the woman to safety and embracing her. "It takes all of us to help keep each other safe," the Nashville PD said. "A shout out to Jon Bon Jovi and his team for helping a woman in  Nashville on the Seigenthaler Pedestrian Bridge Tuesday night." "Bon Jovi helped persuade her to come off the ledge over the Cumberland River to safety."

@ManBall110 @ToriSC2 @BoomerDivvies 450k home equity, not home value. The net worth of the house is 450k. Your math says it’s only 200k. They are by definition, millionaires.

A couple has: - $700,000 house with $450k equity - 2 paid off cars worth $50k - Investment portfolio worth $550k - Chequing/savings worth $30k - Kids educational accounts worth $50k ➡️ Do you really consider this couple to be millionaires? Or just middle class?

@FrogNews Any cost to financing and paying off immediately? Admittedly, if it was me I would have told them to suck it too.

While I was shaking my head, I got a phone call from a good client. She is trying to buy a new car. She's rich but lives very modestly. The car is $50k. She was going to write a check. They told her there would be an additional $1,000 charge if she didn't finance it. Really.

@iheartmindy We live in an area that had the full solar eclipse in 2017. There were NO communications like this last time.

What false flag event are the Feds about to hit us with now, because this sure as shit isn't normal... 🧐

@dookiebutter100 Is that Wayne Newton?

@bschaeffer12 The fact that Molina could have been remembered as the guy who left Freese stranded on third in the 9th if we ended up losing.

What's your favorite thing you remember from Game 6 that doesn't include Freese or Berkman getting a hit?