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J Simpson

@josephsimpsonDE

You’ll see the look And you’ll see the lies You’ll eat the lies And you will

United States Katılım Ağustos 2018
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J Simpson
J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
“ Democrats plan to release the full report on Juneteenth after it is ceremoniously delivered to NPR Headquarters by Viceroy William Wokus Maximus who will put on a $100k dress and ride a non binary Donkey through D.C., pardoning criminals and exclaiming “ shame “ at area Police.
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ

The Democratic National Committee released an incomplete and critically annotated report detailing the party’s mistakes in the 2024 presidential election, reversing course on plans to bury the document after months of pressure to share it. 🔗 on.wsj.com/43sNkYt

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J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
@nnzp1730 Cool guy. He was great on The Sopranos in addition to being a great singer ! Hope he feels better.
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J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
@StanphylCap Imagine if it got your wife needed this procedure. You’d be “ Needledick “ forever 😂
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J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
@the_fem_tm 4 and 5 are much more likely to strike their girlfriend from ‘Roid Rage so, there’s that.
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J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
@the_fem_tm Are we just so dumb now that, nobody knows anything and people can just write down obvious shit on a piece of paper and get a book deal 😵‍💫 ?
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Bonchie
Bonchie@bonchieredstate·
My most MAGA-coded belief is that E. Jean Carroll is a lunatic who has made over half a dozen false allegations against men, never once filing a police report, and that her lawsuit against Trump was garbage only propped up by a heavily politicized NY Justice system.
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FischerKing
FischerKing@FischerKing64·
Introverts have a huge advantage - they don’t care about where they live or who lives around them. And they can still be connected. They often don’t even want to be connected.
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🏴‍☠️@calvinfroedge·
Now that Trump has ruined me financially for betting against America, I work in a sawmill
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J Simpson
J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
@ArthurBoreman I’ve wanted to bomb Agrabah since I saw that movie as a kid !
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J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
This story is totally believable as this man shows no signs of being a mentally unstable basket case.
Drop Site@DropSiteNews

Hāhona Ormsby, a New Zealand citizen and Gaza flotilla activist, said an Israeli soldier detaining him told him: “I’m a crazy MF. I’m going to hurt you every minute you’re with me.” Over roughly two hours, he said the soldier largely kept that promise: punching him repeatedly, knocking him unconscious, and running his head into a wall during a strip search. Ormsby said the soldier approached him naked with a taser, stating he would taser his genitals. A second man, not in uniform, intervened, before the soldier struck him in the genitals instead. Ormsby said he was urinating blood that night. He also described having his cable-tied hands placed over a chair while the soldier punched him in the stomach and kneed him in the back, aggravating a prior spinal fusion injury. Source: @NZStuff on IG (link in reply).

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Chris
Chris@chriswithans·
@DylanByers @PuckNews People always say the media is obsessed with negative stories but here you are posting some heart-warming nuggets for all of us to share
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Dylan Byers@DylanByers·
SCOOP: Bari Weiss is preparing to announce broad-sweeping changes at 60 MINUTES *today*… Sharyn Alfonsi has been fired Tanya Simon, the executive producer of 60 Minutes, has also been fired, per source More to come… @PuckNews
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J Simpson@josephsimpsonDE·
@amandaorson @moseskagan The constant attempts to scam us via our phones really has caused a shift in how we communicate. ~15 years ago, I always answered my phone and was too polite to just hang up on salesmen/supposed charities, etc. Those manners have been beaten out of me.
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Amanda Orson
Amanda Orson@amandaorson·
@moseskagan This is a huge part of why people don't pick up the phone anymore, either. Think about the unintended second, third order consequences of that.
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