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-Big Yahu gifting Arse a premya -Totnum getting scheduled backshots from Chels -Spammers murking Leeds -Everars doing a number on us

WHO can replace Pep Guardiola at Man City?

Xabi L10 #WalkWidMe

@cfcmorson Quenda doing wingback shifts safe😭😭😭😭😭

let’s get cracking

@FabrizioRomano I got chills holy shit

Xabi Alonso’s message to Chelsea fans: “Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club”. 
“From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies. ‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies”.

@BrahimRMCF Doubt we’re making Europe I’m sure you’ll be safe mate

Nahhh imagine he knocks us in the UCL next season

@sambrazy If Clearlake pulled this off. I’d never criticise them again

#2027 #FinishTheStory

@hzrrrd The bugs life bro. The build up was actually hilarious😭😭😭

the meltdown on the timeline after that flamengo game was generational

@DiscussingFilm He’s already soft launching a shit final

Eric Kripke says he is really hoping that fans enjoy ‘THE BOYS’ series finale. “It’s super hard to do a finale. Fans will retroactively judge the show based on how they feel about the finale. If we stiff it, they will definitely say, ‘Well, that show wasn’t as good as we thought it was.’ And it’s almost like you’re trying to secure your legacy with these finales.” (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the…)

@claudvneuman One more episode to wrap up so many plot points. This show is so funny

one episode of the show left and they were fighting SHELINE and DOGKNOTT

@ibzsmo3k Screams of another mid table finish im sorry

Something you’d see in Primark

I think there are genuinely danish childrens candies with a higher alcohol percentage than that

@TakesofAC ‘Reece overlaps and enzo holding it down’

Xabi Alonso at the helm…. - Everything built through Palmer - Colwill x Hato leading our build-up - Reece overlaps every week - Gittens fresh start - Joao P 20+ goal szn - Caicedo x Enzo holding it down Do you feel our 26/27? Can you see it?

@elIisburner That madueke one will be the worse

We have to see Madueke, Havertz and Kepa post cryptic posts about Chelsea with their premier league medals

@rxckydusa Might have to try harder out instead of wilson at st or have her rm or put her cam instead of cruyff evo

🐐 x 🐐 x 🐐

@cfcyusxf Perfect depiction😭😭😭😭

PSG ethical hoops vs Arsenal anti football final

@mdcfc22 @drackuser @lenstrabe @___TheFinest___ @bet365 😭😭😭😭😭

@drackuser @lenstrabe @___TheFinest___ @bet365 Not the brightest are u

Another #UCL classic? Over 8.5 goals is 𝟮𝟬/𝟭 on site.

@StokeyyG2 City with a much harder schedule. Only thing we can do is pray for a palace draw on the final day and city win all there games with a better goal difference but I doubt it

Jesus Christ…

@Chelsea_Sexual Delusional is what keeps our fanbase alive

We’re finishing 6th, winning Fa cup and Villa coming 5th and winning Europa which means we’ll get CL 👍

@_FutboIOscar @UTDTruth You literally battled relegation last season😭😭😭

@UTDTruth The fact that no one gives a shit about where Chelsea are in the table just proves how irrelevant they are

Chelsea are WHERE in the league????