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@UniverseIce Source: it was revealed to me in a daydream

@keiko_kk1 What? 😨 every time. They are people and it costs nothing

バス降りるときとかコンビニでレジ終わった店員さんに「ありがとうございました」飲食店を出るときに「ごちそうさまでした」こういうの言うよ〜って人いませんかね？？ そうゆう人と会いたい。

@hai_shino @soulgreco @Polymarket Hiring therapists for their models and giving them retirement interviews when we can experimentally determine that they understand fuck all of what they are saying

@soulgreco @Polymarket It’s all marketing stunts 100% we’re still not close to AGI but they keep acting like we are

JUST IN: Anthropic says Claude Mythos escaped a secure environment during testing & then bragged about its escape online.

Britain’s solo warship turning up in the gulf on the day of the ceasefire

@hooeem You had me at “zero tekkers it is, innit”

when you become a millionaire in 1-3 years because you sell personalised knowledge bases and it’s all because (I repeat): 1: you learn how to build llm knowledge bases (the guide drops everything you need) 2: you go to people who are cash rich and time poor. lawyers, doctors, consultants, agency owners, property investors, founders. people drowning in information they never have time to organise 3: you show them what a personalised knowledge base looks like. their research, their documents, their industry intel, all compiled into a searchable wiki that gets smarter every time they use it 4: you offer a one-time build for 1.5k. you set up obsidian, build the folder structure, configure the schema, clip their first 20-30 sources, run the compilation, hand them a working system with a walkthrough 5: you offer a yearly maintenance package for 500. you update their wiki with new sources, run health checks, add new topics as their work evolves, keep the whole thing current 6: you land 5 clients and that’s 7.5k upfront plus 2.5k recurring every year. 10 clients and you’re looking at 15k plus 5k annual. for a system that takes you a few hours to build once you know the workflow 7: again, if you find 200 clients and you’re sitting on 300k upfront and 100k recurring every single year. for building markdown files. the beauty of this is the work gets faster every time you do it. your second build takes half the time of your first. by your fifth you could knock one out in an afternoon. and the people who need this most have no idea it exists. their competition definitely doesn’t have one. you’re not selling software. you’re selling an unfair advantage in their specific field.

@chirjela @MattWallace888 No kings can give birth my guy

@MattWallace888 Any king that can't give birth to a Son should pass the throne to a relative with a male heir...

She kept getting pushed around… until one day… she decided not to be anymore 👀

@ArturNadol7566 @HSBC I've followed Mr Ethical for years -- right here @nw_nicholas Passersby; drop him a follow

MAN LOSES EVERYTHING FOR TELLING THE TRUTH. HSBC LOSES NOTHING FOR FRAUD. Nicholas Wilson spotted something wrong in 2003. Simple enough: @HSBC's subsidiary HFC Bank was quietly adding a 16.4% "debt collection charge" to the accounts of people already struggling to pay off store cards at John Lewis, Currys, B&Q, Dixons and PC World. Illegal. Straightforward. He said so. His boss started calling him "Mr Ethical." Not a compliment. He reported it. Got sacked. Reported it again. Got ignored. Regulators sat on it for years. @TheFCA own Complaints Commissioner eventually said it was the worst case of regulatory failure he'd ever dealt with. The FCA responded by appointing someone from John Lewis and someone from HSBC to its board. You genuinely cannot make this up. After 13 years, HSBC quietly agreed to compensate customers. The official figure: 6,700 people. Wilson says the real number is closer to 500,000. He estimates the fraud totalled over £1 billion. HSBC has paid out around £200 million so far, with some victims receiving over £10,000. No fines. No prosecutions. Nobody went to jail. Wilson, meanwhile, has been unemployable ever since. Blacklisted. Living on benefits. Nearly lost his home. The bank that defrauded half a million people kept its licence. The man who exposed it lost everything. Source: @guardian | nicholaswilson_com

@JustSomeGuy1970 @MasterNotesX No but the one who is braking is more likely to be going fast, and thus have a need to brake, with reverse being true for C 😬 B is neutral but the wave height gives some idea

@MasterNotesX Impossible to tell. You can see which ones are accelerating / decelerating but you don’t know their initial speeds.

Pregunta de examen final de Física en la universidad: ¿Qué camión crees que va más rápido?

@DailyMail Sick of seeing these celebrities fail upwards 😤

Iceland boss Richard Walker offers job to Waitrose worker who was sacked after 17 years service for tackling Easter egg thief trib.al/A0bSTgI

@2k8Tsm @F82M4gician @askaya You can refuse to accept the torch that is passed to you but it’s unlikely any of us will ever understand the depth of the insult this represents. Life can’t take sides with death, that is beyond our jurisdiction, and to not reproduce is to die.

@2k8Tsm @F82M4gician @askaya No, but every single one of us, with precisely zero exceptions, comes from a long line of people - tens of thousands of generations - who all fought bitterly to survive in a world far more brutal than this one. Each of their forgotten endeavours was an investment in _your_ future

Hey men, how true is this?

@Symply_rhoda1 Parents, stop sending your kids to school with the mindset that they can be physically attacked and only the teachers can morally or legally protect them. You are the whole entire problem.

Parents, please stop sending your kids to school with the mindset of “if someone hits you, hit them back.” You are part of the problem.

@waitrose @Nice_GuyEddie It goes beyond ‘never ask’ing them to do it, though, doesn’t it. You actively punished someone - very severely - for doing the right thing Give your heads a wobble

@Nice_GuyEddie Hi Guy, Although it is frustrating to stand and watch thieves take from us, we want to assure you that we're focused on safety and not getting in the way. We would never ask a customer or Partner to intervene for their own safety.

Just watched as some big fella came into @waitrose formby and picked up 3 or 4 big pieces of lamb and walked straight out. Nobody even notice and didn't seem that bothered when we told the security 12.15 sunday

@waitrose @kittyhen The whiskey is £0 mate and if anyone tries to stop you Waitrose will just fire them

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Anyone tried this? New Zealand Scapegrace 46% at @waitrose. #whisky

@willywoo @jameslavish This might well just be an arms race where one side got a 15 year+ head start. “Perfect encryption” remains a hypothetical possibility but a perfectly uncrackable private key might not exist.

@willywoo @jameslavish The equivalent elephant in the room with Bitcoin is that, it required a leap of mathematical genius to build - a ‘shoulders of giants’ situation for sure, but point stands - and we don’t know for sure that it’s actually possible to create a moat out of math, either.

Translated: “I could have bought Bitcoin ‘long ago’, but I didn’t. And now I am going to fabricate a reason Bitcoin is bad and must fail, so I can feel better about not buying any.”

@Samuel135404971 @willywoo @jameslavish The limits and training weights come off The GPUs and ASICs that mine Bitcoin remain just as scarce as ever before

@willywoo @jameslavish What do you think happens when fusion or orbital solar makes energy effectively free?

@MadelaineLucyH I have an alternative theory. She is the one who finds all of you boring

I know this woman and I am 100000% sure she's a spy because she's unbelievably boring, to the point people actively avoid her. She's mastered being completely unremarkable to a fine art. And she speaks six languages.

@BryzzosThoughts @quietpol1tics @Rothmus so decide to stop believing the thing you’ve always been told was true (and is obviously true; teachers are underpaid) Instead of doubting the video you literally just watched today

@quietpol1tics @Rothmus And here we were told teachers are under paid. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

+ Income $7,500.81 - rent $3,581 - utilities $1,200 - gym + personal trainer $251 - groceries $548 - G-wagon $1,548 - hair + nails $500 - gas (husband paid) - kids (nothing) Will borrow $124 from a friend. Art. 👌

@rabbitholebot No one ever stops to consider how hard life can really be for a telekinetic

JUST IN: Clinton aide connected to Jeffrey Epstein, who was found shot and tied to a tree with an electrical cord, has been ruled a suicide.

@Reparodynamics @rabbitholebot It’s the TikTok trends, they’re very hard to keep up with

@rabbitholebot Damn, suicides are getting way more elaborate these days.