🐊 Josh Gater

#Lifegoals #lifequotes #summer

@Camicees static

@KyeGoodman I think you should sign Charles Vernam... He looks decent

It’s not just you melting in this heat - things are also heating up for your router. If it’s hidden behind the telly or soaking up sun on the windowsill, your Wi‑Fi’s going to suffer. Give your router space, shade and gentle reassurance.

🚨 New flock member. Meet Wingston Churchbill. 🫡 Say hello to the latest legend to join the Cuckoo Tracking Project, run by our friends at @_BTO. As proud supporters, we got to name one of this year’s tracked cuckoos. And after some serious debate, Wingston flew to the top. He’s not pictured here BTW. He’s probably off doing important bird business. 🕊️ Got a better name? Let’s hear it 👇

Just saw an advert for "lower body deodorant" What a time to be alive!

@CuckooInternet Here's Murphy

Whether it’s pet cam selfies, virtual vet visits, or the slightly-too-fancy auto-feeder your mates judge you for. Pets deserve full fibre too. Because fluffballs need flawless Wi-Fi. See why cuckoo.co/articles/full-… PS Drop your pet pics. No reason. We just need the serotonin →

You can bring back ONE of these internet legends. What's your choice? We’re going for MySpace, because of profile songs and ranking your top 8 mates 🎶👯‍♂️🖤 hbu?

@CuckooInternet MySpace all day long!

Yeah...@marmite on pancakes is next level. #PancakeDay

@CuckooInternet @WeAreCyclingUK 🥳🥳🥳

🚴‍♀️Ride into savings with Cuckoo broadband! 🚴‍  @WeAreCyclingUK members can now enjoy an exclusive £50* credit when joining Cuckoo Broadband! Plus, for every new sign-up, Cycling UK will also get £75 to help support more people to cycle.  Faster broadband, bigger savings, and a boost for the cycling community across the UK - It's a win-win!   Find Cuckoo in the Cycling UK Members portal. *terms apply

Not sure how it happened. But you love to see it!

HUGE (and adorable) announcement. @OctopusEnergy customers can now get a gift card worth up to £200 when they join Cuckoo via #Octoplus.

I have to admit, I don't really understand Executive Orders. Like, is it normal for them to be signed with sharpies? #Trump #ExecutiveOrder

Want to upgrade your Wi-Fi AND your tunes? We're giving away an eero Pro 6E and an Amazon Echo Dot. To enter, make sure to: - Follow us (obviously). - Tag a tech-loving friend who would also love this giveaway. - Extra entry: Tell us the first song you’d play on the Echo Dot, no judgement.

Big shoutout to Auto Wrap Manchester for making our vans look as sleek as our service. Now, when you see us on the road, don’t just wave - hop in, let’s have a chat about your connection!

@s_hayes93 @JamesBlunt In a semi by the sea?

I genuinely think I'd like to hang out with @JamesBlunt

@s_hayes93 Ha. That's one way to protest!

@joshgater Agreed, I'm glad to say I have absolutely destroyed one of their toilets in the past after a dodgy burger

Does anyone have certain motorway junctions they have an irrational hatred of. Mine is Bridgwater (jct 24 M5) to the point that I will get off at 23 or 25 to avoid it. Totally illogical, I know, I just really don't like it

@CuckooInternet Absolutely not 👀

It's ok, you can admit it. We've all don't it once or twice...a week. #cuckooconfessions

The ultimate capitulation