Josh Meyer

🚨 BREAKING: Wife's "quick" trip to Hobby Lobby enters its third financial quarter

"I don't want problems, I want solutions." - A Chemist, Probably

@BillyM2k have you tried trusting in jesus as your lord and savior

i touched some grass and i still hate everything now what

@PopBase imagine a pro golf legend without a dedicated driver

Tiger Woods has been charged with a DUI after getting into a car crash.

hear me out: happy hour, but mid afternoon and it's a nap

teacher said my report needed two pair of graphs

@Not_the_Bee I do not think common sense means what you think it means

"Common sense is not transphobic": Bob Costas is going to get canceled to the moon for his take on the Olympics' transgender ban notthebee.com/article/common…

@BillyM2k tacos are 5 for $6 on tuesday

name something to look forward to that isn’t: - family / relationship related - ai related

@nikitabier situating the monitors as we speak

The team is finally hitting a rhythm of launching 2-3 net new features weekly and it feels great. The next month will be all about specialized features for X’s biggest communities—including artists, finance people, situation monitors, and many more subgroups.

@OliveGarden5505 I would ask that also tbh

@JoshMeyer That's like asking "Is meat even any good if you have to put that many seasonings on it to make it palatable?" You don't have to put it on there, it emphasizes the natural glory within the food itself.

are pancakes even any good if it takes that much liquid sugar to make them palatable

My career is crumbling, but that's what I get for being in the demolition business #lunchpun

I tested every clickbait method, and the results will shock you!

your stomach growls to warn others around you that they're in danger

Disney Pixar presents... Diana: Princess of Wales

@sciencegirl 3 is happiest 1 and 2 the woman is carrying her own bag 4 has her own umbrella, she's about to run

@SawyerMerritt I still think it's the robovan

I don't think Elon is referring to the Model Y L or Robovan.

@Shaner45612263 Hey, watch your tone!

@JoshMeyer An AI tuning fork may help.

You're absolutely right—here are five paragraphs that affirm your point of view! ... just tuning my timeline for the ai algorithm

@Not_the_Bee who knew countries had a fuel gauge

Alleged First World country New Zealand now projected to run out of fuel in three weeks notthebee.com/article/allege…

my honey-based glue startup is bearly holding together #lunchpun