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Josh Meyer
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Allergen warning: May contain puns. Follow Jesus, not me. But also me.
Iowa lot of money Katılım Kasım 2010
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The 21st letter of the alphabet is no longer working on my keyboard.
Miss U's?
Yeah, it was probably my falt.
#lunchpun
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Did you know that female horses almost never live to be 5 years old?
It's true, most mare ages end in da fours.
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JUST IN: The IMF has said that $120 oil could trigger a global recession.
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Joshua 8:18 "Stretch out the javelin that is in your hand toward Ai, for I will give it into your hand."
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Ultra thin sliced cheese is the commercial toilet paper of cheeses.
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It is possible to overcome delusions of renaissance glory. I speak as one who was there.
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How many times have you had to wait to charge at a Supercharger?
How many times have you been waiting and seen a car that arrived later than you cut in line?
TESLARATI@Teslarati
Here’s a look at Tesla’s new “Waitlist” feature to help resolve sequencing issues at Superchargers It is active at 5 sites for now and will expand in the future:
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pollen is literally raining down on the earth and bees act like they have it so difficult
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bro is trying to budge in line to be the first sinner
Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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@Dexerto Are they worried that if people have to wait 5 minutes for a pizza they will have second thoughts and eat a salad instead?
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I came downstairs this morning walked into the kitchen and discovered that the kettle has found Jesus!
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I'm surprised you don't like my digestion joke. It did really well intestine.
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I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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@JoshMeyer Like the Close Door button on an elevator.
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just keep on pressing that crosswalk button like it's a morphine dispenser on a hospital bed
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