One Thousand Basis Points Of Light

My wife borrowed my truck today. Pray for my rims.

@ActualNames1 You think that's funny, wait until you add a big hat.

Turd Reynolds United States, Census, 1930

@dangitdale66 Das Croc.

Somebody watched “Operation Petticoat” and learned the wrong lessons.

"You know, I'm something of a doctor myself."

@DrunkRepub When I unbutton my pants after dinner, then remember I'm at a restaurant.

When the guy beside you on the plane takes his shoes off

"Hear me out... mass deportations. Let's shoot for 100 million to start."

Long time Trump supporter here. Not a fan of the photo he posted. I’ll now be voting for the people pushing the satanic agenda of abortion and transgenderism.

Woman claimed she was detained by ICE for two days - but was actually at hotel getting spa treatments: lawsuit trib.al/hPtKd60

Meet our adorable, adoptable beagles Saturday April 18th from 11-1 PM at Rosecomb Beer Garden! facebook.com/events/1855380…

You cannot have a “society of solidarity” with unlimited immigration. You simply can’t.

@nypost Sum this up: Did someone get caught flipping a grunt?

‘RHORI’ recap: Kelsey sets off Liz, Jo-Ellen confronts Rulla over affair rumors, VRT unpacks the drama & more trib.al/gWjuHQW

@katieporterca People were coalescing around Swallwell, but that got gooey.

"Democrats can pull victory from the jaws of defeat by coalescing around Porter."

@dangitdale66 Dreaded phrases: "You know what we should do?" "I've been looking at the flower beds out back..." "Since you're not doing anything..."

40 or so people next weekend at the house to cook a pig. Our kitchen is a memory, and I have about a thousand-item list of things to do. Shug comes home with new gardenias I had to plant. Many. Not on the same page.

JUST IN: Iranian regime says the will not allow President Trump to blockade Strait of Hormuz.

population has grown ~9x in 200yrs, while poverty trends to 0 people act as though capitalism is a zero sum game, but it’s actually the only system that creates positive sum outcomes the average person today is far richer than most kings in days past

Food. Talking about food.

I love Ozempic. I’m so happy. You guys have no idea what it’s like to walk around just being normal and not wanting to put everything you see into your mouth.

This kind of thing is only interesting or impressive to people who’ve never met anybody who has a PhD

@LibertyCappy They'd be fine if they'd just calm down.

What are you gonna do? Just yap at us even harder?

I built CourtWatch.us — a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities. You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions. All public records. All free. I started with Orange County FL and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country. This first batch of info is from 2024 and since public reports are released in March/April for the previous year, data is behind. But I wanted to see if this is plausible. After adding 2024,I'll add 2025 and then figure out how to get real-time-data uploaded. It's in beta — would love to know what you think 👇 Numbers don't lie, but criminals do. courtwatch.us @bennyjohnson @jockowillink @GrantCardone @LauraLoomer @nickshirleyy @j_fishback

@Architectolder The lumber on the ground makes it appear that the builders fled when they beheld the monster they had created.

Ah crap. Mistakes were made.