Joao Grassi

I'm excited to share a project I've been working on for a while: OTel Recipes! otelrecipes.com OTel Recipes is a website that teaches you how to instrument your apps and get started with OpenTelemetry! All OSS as well: github.com/joaopgrassi/ot…

I guess this is finally the time to move out of Twitter. Find me on Bluesky bsky.app/profile/joaogr…!

Popular messaging system instrumented their client lib, shaded OTLP but sends client metrics to the broker and not user app. You're supposed to consume metrics via custom plugin enabled by the cluster admin. I can't be even less usable, can it?

@NaoInviabilize Meu publiiiiiiiiii 😅

Oi, gente, chegueeeeeeei! 😆 'Vamo de história?

@michlbrmly Ok if you say it’s good I will give it a try. Nowadays when I see “DHH” I’m like cool and pass 😅

One of the top interviews I've ever seen. youtube.com/watch?v=mTa2d3…

@stevejgordon @elastic

Ava seems impressed by the @elastic annual report for shareholders. #investing

World leaders are laughing at you: Trump: My bro Orban has my back. Lol what a pathetic little man 😅

Bem feito!

@priscilawebdev Not sure you are missing much, I feel this is going downhill pretty fast 😅

I wish I had more time for Twitter (should I say X?)

@davidfowl Like writing GH workflows 😬

Instead of trying to replace developers with LLMs, we should be doing our best to make them 10x more productive with better automation for the soul sucking parts of the software development lifecycle 😅

@wagner_n @jpkrohling @nubank @Bradesco

@jpkrohling @nubank @Bradesco Se tiver disposição, dá pra tentar pedir ao Bradesco prova de como o consentimento pra armazenar esse email foi obtido, com base na LGPD.

Achei essa mensagem interessante por dois motivos: 1 - Parece que a lista de clientes do @nubank vazou (este email eu usei SOMENTE para me cadastrar no nubank) 2 - Parece que alguém deste digio (@Bradesco?) achou que seria uma boa comprar essa base de dados...

@MartinDotNet @terrajobst @ICooper The messaging semconv is getting real close to being marked stable! Woulg be great to see content around that

Me and @ICooper are planning a joint talk about Messaging, Events and Observability, what would you like to see? The general idea is the "how" but also the "why is it useful" and some of the decisions you'll have with different approaches like links vs parents and clean code

@Bnomine @MartinDotNet Yes I have used that in several projects and it’s great! Back in the day I added extension support for using it with ASP.NET core

@MartinDotNet Thanks!

So UUIDv7... is basically standardised Combed GUIDs? Seems like a few more bits to them, but essentially the same idea and perf profile? I've always used combed GUIDs for primary keys, for years... there's a .NET library for them (not by Microsoft).

@Lorelay_Fox eu acho que tem que ter uma colab com os meninos do diva passando vergonha alheia assistindo casamento as cegas. Senhor vontade de cavar um buraco 😂

@davidfowl I have it hard sometimes, and it’s so good to also hear it from people that you look up to! Acknowledge and let it go is truly the best way to handle it 😌

I’m not sure if imposter syndrome ever fully goes away, I just think you learn to manage it better. I felt it this week but it wasn’t a concern, just acknowledge the feeling and let it pass 🧘🏾.

@brungarc Ahh wish I could go as well! Best conf ever! Have fun!

Looking forward to meeting folks next week at #NDCOslo

Checkout my post in the OTel blog about the new OTel tracing features in Istio and Envoy!

@ne_skazu It is my daily test/dev/try out env now! 😁

Did I mention that I love Aspire Dashboard ?

@akdaghakan @davidfowl opentelemetry.io should get you started!

@davidfowl What is open telemetry? 🤔 Have just emerged from a cave 😂

Open telemetry support in .NET is getting better and better every release. In .NET 8, you can configure both logging and metrics in configuration. #dotnet #opentelemetry

@michlbrmly Bloody nine pounds 😂😂

😂 this accent takes me back to my childhood growing up in Bolton. Bloody well bad innit?!

@wurstsalat Wow

Yeah! That's what I call a cinnamon bun! 2367kcal per 10g 😍