Craig Jowers

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

Remembering Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, 1926 – 2022. © All Rights Reserved.

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Who could start under Roberto De Zerbi for Spurs? ⚪️

📽️ From Donald Trump to Britain's wind power trade body, there's a growing coalition calling for more drilling in the North Sea. Raising the question: if we DID encourage more exploration, how much oil & gas could we actually get? Our MEGA primer on the North Sea👇 Ps it's longer than usual, but it turns out this topic has SO MANY misconceptions. Time to put some of them right. Let me know what you think

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Sunderland fan's received a Police escort as they arrived at St James’ Park for the Tyne-Wear derby.

GREAT RENEWABLE LIE EXPOSED: @eonenergyuk’s CEO says even with ZERO wholesale prices in 2030, bills will be as high as they are today He says UK homes not paying high bills due to gas - but due to embedded policy & network costs NET STUPID ZERO

@ElectionMapsUK @TiceRichard This would be great for our democracy! The true right in power with the true left holding them to account. The uniparty nowhere to be seen! Beautiful. Please make this happen 🙏🏼

Translates to a Reform majority of 166 and the Lib Dems as the opposition.

Energy in Britain has gotten scarce—and thus expensive. Prices are high in absolute terms, and further above the European average than any point in at least 40 years (barring the 22/23 shock). What's behind this, and is it crimping growth? I took a look for @TheEconomist. (🧵)

@CryptoGlasgow1 💪🏼

If ETH pumps to $3,200 within the next day or so I’ll give somebody in the comment section 50 great British pounds paid by bank transfer within 5 working days.

@Ozza11 @Boro Oh are they coming quickly this year? 😂😂. Hoping for castore 🤞🏼

@jowers66 @Boro A 3 month wait for next seasons away kit? 🤣

Going through all my sons away kits since he was born, guess what he is getting for his 7th birthday in August? @Boro 😂

The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us. The other platforms accepted that deal. 𝕏 did not.

@F1 @McLarenF1 That noise!!! ♥️♥️

A legend of the present, honouring a legend of the past. Watch as Sebastian Vettel drives Ayrton Senna's 1993 @McLarenF1 around the historic Imola Circuit ❤️ #F1 #ImolaGP twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

What is an "unfunded tax cut"? Tax is the funding of government expenditure. A tax cut would mean unfunded government expenditure; it is not the tax cut that is unfunded. This is 1984 doublespeak news.sky.com/story/budget-2…

@SkySportsNews 😂😂😂

"It's a proud moment" 🤝 Steven Gerrard reflects on signing a contract extension at Al-Ettifaq 📝

Steven Gerrard has signed a contract extension with Al-Ettifaq until 2027 📝

@TeessideHigh Well done Victoria 👏🏼👏🏼

The Inter-House Sport Competitions continue with a super competitive netball tournament for our Year 7 and 8 girls. There was never more than one goal difference in each match which made it a very exciting competition to the end. 1st - Victoria 🏆 2nd - Woodside 3rd - Cleveland

NEW ⭐️ WORLD ⭐️ RECORD #F1 @McLarenF1

@TiceRichard Printing £400 billion and then giving it away never helps inflation either @TiceRichard

Bailey: “Covid to blame for inflation not Brexit” - for once he is right! telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/…

The following statement is true even if you think climate change is the biggest problem facing humanity: Net Zero is a religious cult.

@SecretInvasion @MarvelStudios @DisneyPlus @charlotte852003

Who do you trust? Marvel Studios’ #SecretInvasion, an Original series, is streaming June 21 on @DisneyPlus.