Jitendra Pathariya🇮🇳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@sharkincrisis This is what the shark has been doing since yesterday

JUST IN: PATERNITY FRAUD ‼️ Following up the Lion family dilemma, the ocean king, a close ally of the jungle king just revealed to the Lioness that Lion is "IMPOTENT". If this happens to be true, then the question is who is the father of the other 12 cubs.

@hippocrise Coming directly from Hippo!! Now if some humans still have doubts they can try at their own risk 😉

no sane human should ever try this again !

@vee22n If this is triggering the thattukali, imagine what happens if you dance like Ananya 🤷‍♂️

I have learnt Bharatanatyam when I was younger If I danced like this, the thattukali would have come flying

@status_quoist @iam_shimorekato So religious people don't do maa-bahan ki galiyan? Probably you need to look around

@iam_shimorekato To those saying- Virat is religious- lol. Religious people don’t give maa-behen ki gaalis.

I have felt for a while that something is not right with Virat and Anushka. It feels like they may have done something wrong to someone in the last 3–4 years and are now trying to make up for it through devotion.

@Incognito_qfs This one is better youtube.com/shorts/j9G6X4a…

What is this song bc 😭😭😭 Kisi Ko Lene Nahi Dunga, Voh Sukh Bhi Nahi Dunga; Gajra Tumhara Girne Nahi Dunga, Murjhane Nahi Dunga; Mere Alawa Kisi Aurat Ko Naa Paas Bulana, Tum Naa Kabhi Bhi Mother Teresa Ko Chhod Ke Naam Na Lena; Teri Galiyon Mein Koi Mard Naa Chhodunga, Aurat Bhi Naa Chhodunga; Teri Hasi Ko Udne Nahi Dunga, Mere Dil Mein Basa Lunga...

@_KajalKushwaha Raigbait

स्कूलों में कम से कम 1 से 100 तक की गिनती अनिवार्य करनी चाहिए। नई पीढ़ी को बताना पड़ता है “उनसठ” अर्थात‚ 79 होता है।

Can someone check on Moose? He doesn't seem so very okay from the look of things here.....

@imaboredgoat Lamb

what will you name me

@mooseincrisis You have a drinking issue. It's all over twitter with lion's cheating scandal

but i’m the one with anger issues?!?!?

LMFAO.....!!!!! He had the effrontery to swear to them after.

@TheBarmyArmy Smith

Who is the greatest T20 batter of all time?

@sharkincrisis What a day in my life!! #animaltwt using Gen Z lingo and here don't even know what low-key means 🥲

Low-key, the world would be a better place without Tree. Why? Because tell me why a tree branch casual fell on me while I was strolling.

@chickcrisis Keep us posted about the meeting and who turns up for the meeting. I'm sure there will be no photographer or videographer and no live broadcast/streaming.

@jpathariya No food or drinks on the meeting, I want everyone focused on the topics

🚨 Attention: General Assembly 🚨 A mandatory meeting will be held to discuss two extremely important matters: 🍺 Moose’s drinking problem 🦁 The lion’s cheating scandal Attendance is mandatory. Invited animals: 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐻‍❄️🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐽🐸🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🦆🦅🦉🦇🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🪲🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🪰🪱🦟🪳🕷️🦂🐢🐍🦎🦖🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🦈🦭🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🦧🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦬🐃🐂🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🦙🐐🦌🫎🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺🐈🐈‍⬛🪿🦢🕊️🐇🦝🐿️🦫🦔 Please arrive on time.

@chickcrisis You didn't invite @dinoincrisis

@ritujoon2j What’s the worst that can happen if I asked him to click a picture? - he/she can take your phone and run away 😅

I was trying to click pictures while running, but after many failed attempts, I almost gave up. Then I saw a child playing nearby and thought, “What’s the worst that can happen if I asked him to click a picture? He’ll say no.” But he said yes. And honestly, he clicked some amazing pictures. Sometimes, all you have to do is ask. You might get a yes in return.

Ok runners, here is the question - run by feel or run by what your smart watch says? For example - my Garmin says I'm running in Z4/Threshold/Near Max, but I am running comfortably, feel ok, easy breathing from nose. Smart watches create a doubt and I start to slow. #Running

@fangsincrisis See a dentist, also brush 🪥 your teeth, they are yellow

how do i look here

@fangsincrisis Come on, do some cardio, a bit of running and control your calories, you'll be back in shape. Maybe cheetah can help you 😁

delete this now!!

@mooseincrisis You need rehabilitation

how did i go from being known as the Majestic Moose to being the drunkard moose???