Joseph Patterson

@SpencerHakimian I have a better idea. Let’s fire them all and start a whole new government.

🚨BREAKING: A new bill has been proposed to BREATHALYZE all members of government every morning. Do you support this?

Excellent point

Everyone is worried about all the sensors and cameras and kill switches on vehicles coming in 2027, but why are you all trying to buy these overpriced vehicles in the first place???? Stop buying New vehicles! Stop supporting these companies! They’re all In cahoots with the government AND the insurance companies to steal your money and freedoms!

@DesireeAmerica4 I can’t afford to buy a damned 2027 anything anyways because the prices are too high! $80k for a half ton truck???? Get the fuck out of here!

You remember the days when you could grab a sandwich on the way to work, sneak a quick text at a red light, or just zone out for a second while you’re driving? Those days are about to disappear in 2027. Starting with the 2027 model year, every new car sold in America has to have cameras and sensors inside the cabin watching your eyes, head position, and driving behavior. If the AI decides you’re distracted or impaired (phone, eating, whatever), the car can refuse to start, limit your speed to 25mph, or even shut itself off while you’re moving. It’s not just about drunk driving anymore. It’s about the government putting a watchful eye in your personal space every single time you get behind the wheel. A lot of people are gonna say “good the roads are chaotic, this needs to be done.” Others are gonna say “what the hell happened to our freedom?” Where do you land on this one?

It's been 7 months since we had our baby and we're still receiving unexplained hospital bills in the mail. Hardly ever an adequate description of services. Just a QR code to pay online. It feels intentionally confusing and difficult to get answers. We want price transparency.

@DisrespectedThe Imagine your truck shuts you down on the interstate because you got a little too into singing your favorite song with the radio. I’m not saying this happens to me. I’m just saying.

Do you support kill switches in cars?

@realannapaulina @TeamTrump47 Why is this the newest hottest news today? How long ago did you guys vote on this?

I voted against this. Unfortunately, too many Republicans sided with Democrats and it passed.

@Mappy6984 😂

@jpatt1878 Harold lol

The blanket as a napkin is a nice touch

@JillSAnthony It’s fine. We’re all gonna get bit by lone star ticks anyways.

It’s insane that 3 ribeye at Costco are $99 dollars. Beef has become unaffordable for many Americans and there is no relief in site.

@Ryanmatta And you’ll like it. 🤣

I’m paying the water company a $6.97 fee. My account is on automatic payment directly from my bank and I was just offered a credit card with a 31.74% interest rate. America is cooked!

@Ryanmatta Nah bro, you’ll get a minimum water usage that will be much higher than a dollar AND that service fee.

@maddenifico Never happened. You know that’s her fantasy though!

One question will tell you all you need to know about someone. 😳👇

He left Easter Eggs 🥚

@BTCBreadMan PSA. If you turn to social media for advice on how to handle your wife, you don’t deserve a wife. Divorce them, bro. They’re holding you back in life. 🤣

Wife and I found an incredible house on 4 acres of land with a 3/4 acre pond. Significant upgrade from our current home/yard. My mother-in-law who lives with us (for free) wants to veto it because her room would be in the basement. My wife is taking her side. What do I do now?

@alphafox They were fun as fuck. Wheelie machines!

Anyone know why three wheelers were outlawed? They look fun.

@rabbitholebot Because he has billions of dollars. Duh.

Why isn’t Bill Gates in prison? Can someone explain that to me?

I tripped my balls off on mushrooms for the first time about a month into Covid. Then several times after over the course of that summer. I figured it out at that time. Specifically. I figured it out while out on my boat tripping balls and tying up next to other boaters who were wearing masks, outside. Once everyone was drinking the masks came off. Everyone was fine. Everything is a lie! All of it! It’s time for We The People to dismantle and rebuild the US government. Way past time. 🇺🇸

What age did you wake up to realize everything was a scam?

@NancyMace So crucifixion is off the table?

Should child r*pists be executed by firing squad or hanging? Pick one.