J. Paul Murdock

@almurray B*llocks! LOL

Stoke has spoken! Top night! Thanks Lorraine, Jack, Colins 1, 2 & 3 and all the other top Potters.

@TalkingPicsTV How on Earth did they get away with things like that? LOL Long live the great British double entendre! 👍

A Sundae flashback for Sunday with #FrankieHowerd ! Did you ever enjoy a 4-Kings Sundae? No? What was your favourite?

@NoNameDrifter @implausibleblog Thanks. I was led to believe she was American.

@jpaulmurdock @implausibleblog Shes English.

At yesterday's Unite the Kingdom rally one speaker said: "It's not too late to get Islam out of that building (Parliament)" "It is not to late to get Islam out of every single official office in this country" "It is absolutely vital, if we want to save this country, we have to remove Islam from every single place of authority" If these comments were directed at British Jews, they would rightly dominate headlines nationwide, because antisemitism is wrong. Anti-Muslim rhetoric should be treated with the same seriousness and scrutiny.

@SimonMcCoyTV The interval act - with the previous winners singing somebody else's song - won last night. Again.

My thoughts on Eurovision? Musicianship has taken a VERY poor third place to costume and staging. Inexplicable voting. It no longer knows what it is. It’s trying too hard to be spontaneous. It’s no longer fun. Other than that - looking forward to 2027..

@BBCSteveR I think the interval act won again...

I think we’ve just seen the highlight of Eurovision 2026: Lordi singing Save Your Kisses For Me. Never imagined that one.

@bdh91157710 @BBCSteveR My Viennese friends all that the presenters are an embarrassment. I didn't think they were too bad, if I'm honest.

@BBCSteveR The only watchable part of the show, the presenters were so bad this year, ashamed for Hosting this mayhem

@LeftNatLeft @steve_hook8 All agreed, but why doesn't he boast of this himself? It's as if the powers that be are stopping him from doing so.

Right so Keir Starmer has reduced immigration by over 70%, kept us out of the Iran War, massively boosted defence spending, reduced NHS waiting times, and started growing the economy again. But we should sack him off for Burnham in under 2 years because Manchester has £2 buses?

@archivetvmus71 If one of you so much as sniggers...

The Good Life - Backs To The Wall (16th May 1975). Tom and Barbara's first harvest looks doomed - until everybody pulls together to help ...

@For_Film_Fans Brilliant 👏

Remembering one of the 20thC’s great entertainers, SAMMY DAVIS JR. — who left us 36yrs ago today, aged 64. Here’s 7yr old Sammy in 1933.

@allhailtwit I remember it well. In the mid 80s I used to live in Sigmunds Hof, just past the Tiergarten S-Bahn station. Those were the days...

A section of the map I used during my visits to Berlin in the 1950s and 1960s. #Berlin

@mhdksafa Even at the time, with warnings from Israeli border guards and training videos freely available online being ignored, that October 7th was being called out as an excuse for genocide and to keep Netanyahu out of the courts.

This is not a photo from Palestinian Nakba 1948. This is a photo from Palestinian after 78 years of Nakba with all the color taken out. A chilling reminder that history repeats... It was never about “self-defense”. It was always about ethnic cleansing.

@matttcritch @implausibleblog @Keir_Starmer @RealBristolBoy Any mention of the fact that all three victims were fellow human beings? I thought we were equal before the law.

@implausibleblog @Keir_Starmer @RealBristolBoy Any mention of the fact the British Muslim of which you speak was the attacker’s friend? I see you spamming this same argument but no mention that the Muslim victim was a friend of the Muslim attacker. Apparently you’re still pushing that it’s somehow someone else’s fault?

Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…

@chrisb92220 Doing loco down in Acapulco?

@implausibleblog Yes, and he was part of the schoolboys who stabbed Theresa May in the back for at least trying to make it work. Does this man not realise he proves his incompetance with every word he utters?

Gent in glasses, "We are lucky enough to have one of the architects of Brexit with us as well, I'd like Michael Gove to justify his claim that it would make Britain a better and more prosperous place" Michael Gove waffles for three minutes

@Classicbritcom I've been articulated!

I haven't got any change 😂

@implausibleblog Sorry, Fiona on QT holding Reform to task? Is she feeling alright or has she seen the light at last?

Fiona Bruce, "I've heard Reform UK say that they'd get rid of benefits for people with mild anxiety, what % of welfare bill does that make up?" Former Conservative now Reform UK, Danny Kruger, "I don't know" Fiona Bruce, "So how do you know it will save you £10 billion?" *audience laughs* Danny Kruger, "I don't know every fact and figure" Fiona Bruce, "You've just given us £10 billion and you have no idea how you get to it" Danny Kruger, "I can stand that up later if you like"

@Gilbert36171434 @OfSelina If it was good enough for Laurel and Hardy, it was good enough for Morecambe and Wise 👍

@OfSelina These 2 were great. Although, it has just occurred to me. Why are they in the same bed?

I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on

@OfSelina @polgarareturns By Grieg.

@polgarareturns And the Grieg Piano Concerto sketch

@PolitlcsUK Why tell the truth when any old lie will do?

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