John Piwowar

@thatjeffsmith Excellent

Sailing past Corsica...

@thatjeffsmith Hey, almost samesies! 2001 for us. Just from the outside tho, didn’t go for tour

@jpiwowar I was there 23 year ago, not that I remember anything from that visit. Supposedly 3 years go to till it's done.

Is it Friday yet?

@thatjeffsmith They’ve been working on that thing a long time; no way it’s done by Friday.

probably a more accurate depiction...

@sspendol @odtug This is a weird way to find out I’m being asked to co-present

@odtug Love these videos! I’m going to bring a screaming child to all of my sessions to make them more “authentic”.

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@DBAKevlar But…but…pivot tables! Everyone needs a regular dose of pivot tables!

@thatjeffsmith Made it past noon; congrats! New record low?

I'm on my 3rd "Hi" today.

@thatjeffsmith @sspendol And that was against Vancouver, not like it was actually hard.

@sspendol The Bruins haven't won Lord Stanley's Cup since '11

Let’s re-define what MVP (minimum viable product) REALLY means. I’ll start: Many Variations Proposed

@sspendol More Versions Please

@thatjeffsmith Gah. Sorry, man. :( Bounce back fast.

It took a few years, but the Covid finally caught up to me. Thankfully no drama, honestly felt/feels like a light flu.

@thatjeffsmith @krisrice @oraclesqlcl He did say any help, not any code 🤷

@krisrice @oraclesqlcl When I submitted code that one time, you cackled, then this happened.

@oraclesqlcl has a new developer. Please route all request to him >>

@DBAKevlar What, as if you were sharing with the person across the table? Preposterous.

@DBAKevlar Very hasty, they only labeled half of them

@thatjeffsmith Are you looking for a specific Slack channel name here, or…?

I'm currently at my least favorite place in the entire world, where am I? Wrong answers only please.

@thatjeffsmith @pilatesdev @Oracle They’re not bugs, they’re “reliability enhancement opportunities.”

@pilatesdev @Oracle You already sound like a pro dev.

@thatjeffsmith I’m helping to create headroom in your rug shampooing budget

@jpiwowar You're not helping me.

Is it time to replace my 2018 Mac Mini? I would like to, but the damn thing just sits here and works.

@callucam …with bacon tho, right?

Still in the vegan space.

TFW you’re the only one in the bar checking in to Untappd.

@j_mcelroy Also: Punk Rock Pastries in Burnaby, near Holdom/Hastings

@j_mcelroy I’ll signal-boost Doughnut Love and Duffin’s, and add Mello (two locs, Arbutus and Pender). Not going to try to decide which is “best,” I just like doughnuts 🤷

a strong contender for a future ranking - people have deeply held opinions - reasonably small number of places I have to try - differences in how the contenders make them