Jeremy Stump

@SteveLovesAmmo @McFaul Squats so hard!

@McFaul You sit down when you pee don’t you?

Authoritarian vibes.

@0hour1 I would salt the earth and end their lineage!

If someone threatened to murder your daughter, how would you react?"

@GuntherEagleman Moon base at half the cost!

Which will come first… SpaceX moon base Or Gavin Newsom’s high speed rail

@0hour1 Apparently, men can only expose themselves when they dress as women and read to kids. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Why do chicks feel they can practically expose their tits in public. Imagine if men started walking around town with half their nuts hanging out. 😭🥴

@TexasGalReborn It’s so good! Just pop it in the oven and let the cheese melt. Crowd favorite!

@jpstump I don’t think so 🤔

Ok, not being paid to promote HEB, but I’ve gotten a lot of people hooked on these items. These chips are super puffy and crispy! This queso is spicy, but they have others as well (dairy section). Not your typical store-bought taste. Will go great with my fajitas this weekend. Habanero is my fave 🌶️

@carolmswain @mypoliticalx Disturbing!

I don’t intend to share them all. But here’s one of the ones I received this morning.

After testifying before Congress to demand accountability from the SPLC, I was rewarded with a barrage of threatening, foul-mouthed emails from progressives — exactly the kind of intimidation their leaders encourage by distorting the truth. “No weapon forged against you will prevail, and you will refute every tongue that accuses you. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and this is their vindication from me,” declares the Lord. — Isaiah 54:17 (NIV) @JudiciaryGOP @Jim_Jordan

@TexasGalReborn Absolutely! You’re making me hungry!

@jpstump Yes! And I will not make fajitas unless I have them! Absolutely NOT buying if not fresh tortillas 👎

Getting ready for the weekend. Fajitas require GOOD tortillas. I have even made my own (a real PITA) till I discovered HEB makes the best ones ❤️

@AustinJustice One look at the DA tells you he’s weak!

A tale of two Garzas. José Garza is Austin's DA. Under him, the homicide rate has doubled vs pre-pandemic, felony cases are dropped, and many crimes have been effectively decriminalized. He is the primary reason Austin's criminals act without fear of consequences. Then there's Jonathan De La Garza Jr. He was shot in the stomach in front of his younger sisters on Saturday. His family says he can barely speak. When he does, he tells his grandmother he's in pain.

@Keilman71 @mattvanswol Exactly what I was thinking!

@mattvanswol Kindergarten graduation. You don’t graduate from kindergarten

🚨HOLY CRAP!!! It has been revealed that the woman who was arrested for starting a massive BRAWL at a KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION in Ohio... ...has been arrested MULTIPLE previous times. The fight, which left 1 person hospitalized, was over, "a seating arrangement dispute..."

Does anyone else absolutely hate getting a text that simply says, "Call me"? I don't mind calling people, but at least give me some background as to why I'm supposed to call!

@baker_girlie @LibOrNormal My HOA is pretty decent. I put up a 30’ flag pole with a US flag and Texas flag. No approval requested. No complaints. Just lots of compliments from neighbors. A few requests to help people install their own.

What would you do if your HOA tells you, you can’t fly your American flag because it triggers some residents.? Yet, other country flags are allowed with HOA approval. Would you move or sue your HOA? Thankfully, my HOA community is full of American flag flying patriots and I am so relieved. I am relieved for myself. I am sure there are HOA communities similar to the ones in this video. Share your thoughts in the comments. I would love hear how you would handle this HOA situation.

@tuuu28283 I have green eyes. I don’t often think about it until my wife compliments me.

アメリカの兄弟達 兄弟達は水色ぽい瞳とか茶色ぽい瞳とか多いかな？？ どこの国の方がわからないけど瞳の色が違う人は個人的にはすごく好きです！

@elonmusk Fucking climate change! 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

The hydraulic pin holding the tower arm in place did not retract. If that can be fixed tonight, there will be another launch attempt tomorrow at 5:30 CT.

@TonySeruga I used to pass by that on the freeway all the time! Being born in 1976, it always meant a lot to me! I was there last year and it’s still there! Not quite as bright, but it’s there?

I wish young people today could experience the 1976 bicentennial celebration.

@CannaCollectz Abominable Snowbud!

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

@japan_nobunaga @KatyinIndy This guy deserves to be free! He deserves a medal and he deserves to be Sheriff!

1 AM. Arkansas. A dog won't stop barking. A father walks down the hallway. Opens his 14-year-old daughter's bedroom door. The bed is empty. The window is open. He already knows the name of the man who took her. He's known it for three months. Aaron Spencer is 37 years old. Army veteran, 82nd Airborne, deployed to Iraq. Farmer. Husband. Father of a little girl who used to sleep with the light on. The man who took her is named Michael Fosler. 67 years old. Three months earlier, when she was still 13, Arkansas had arrested Fosler and charged him with 43 separate crimes against her. Sexual assault of a minor. Internet stalking of a child. Sexual indecency with a child. Possession of child pornography. 43 counts. Against a 13-year-old girl. 43. The judge looked at all of it. And set the bond at $50,000. Fifty. Thousand. Dollars. Then she wrote "no contact order" on a piece of paper and called it justice. Fosler walked out the same day. And on the night of October 8, 2024, he came back for her. That's when Aaron Spencer grabbed his Glock 19. That's when Aaron Spencer climbed into his Ford truck. That's when Aaron Spencer stopped waiting for the system to save his daughter. He found Fosler's truck on Highway 31. His little girl was inside it. He chased him six miles. High beams flashing. Horn screaming. Begging him to pull over. Fosler did not pull over. So Aaron rammed the truck into a ditch. Drew his pistol. And fired sixteen rounds. Fifteen of them found the man who raped his daughter. Then he picked up the phone, called 911, and said the only words a father can say in that moment: "Michael Fosler is dead on the side of the road for trying to kidnap my daughter. I had no choice." The state charged him with second-degree murder. The prosecutor went on TV and said, quote: "We don't live in the Wild West." The judge slapped him in a jail cell. And every father in this country went silent for a long, long minute. Then something happened that nobody predicted. Aaron Spencer, awaiting trial for killing the man who raped his little girl, announced he was running for Sheriff of Lonoke County. A murder defendant. Running for the badge. The whole country laughed. The pundits called it a stunt. The papers called it impossible. March 3, 2026. The voters of Lonoke County walked into the polls. They did not laugh. They gave Aaron Spencer 53.5% of the vote. They threw out the incumbent sheriff who had locked him in a cell. They gave him a 27-point landslide. The father who killed his daughter's rapist is now the Republican nominee for sheriff in a county where Trump pulled 76%. His murder trial begins June 22, 2026. Five weeks from today. If he wins the trial, his name stays on the November ballot. If he wins November, he becomes the sheriff who answers 911 calls in Lonoke County, Arkansas. The father. With the badge. Of the same county that arrested him. This is what happens when a system lets a 43-count predator walk free for $50,000. This is what happens when a judge writes a paper order instead of doing her job. This is what happens when a father decides he is done waiting. There is something left in this country. Something the courts cannot kill. Something the judges cannot bond out. Something the prosecutors cannot silence. It is called a father. And in Lonoke County, Arkansas, 53.5% of the voters just looked Aaron Spencer in the eye and said: "Sir. You did the right thing. Now come run the whole damn sheriff's office." His trial starts in five weeks. God bless Aaron Spencer. And God bless every American standing behind him.

@mkelly007 @Flatstanfam He might be busy inventing the Internet 2.0.

@Flatstanfam i have reached out to Al Gore for comment regarding the role climate change may have played in the tragic demise of the Pease Park troll. Awaiting guidance at this difficult time.

The Pease Park troll cost about $300,000 to build, funded by private donors who wanted to create something magical for Austin. And now it sits burned down. A pile of ashes surrounded by caution tape. A giant wooden troll where kids laughed, families took photos, and people stopped for a moment to enjoy something whimsical in the middle of the city… gone. It’s hard not to feel like this is symbolic of something bigger. We build beautiful things in Austin, and somehow we keep finding them destroyed. Sometimes it really feels like we just can’t have nice things anymore. #atxcouncil

@libsoftiktok @obligatoryasian Imagine stealing all that money and still looking like that!

BREAKING: Aimee Bock, the ringleader of the massive $250 million Feed Our Future COVID fraud scheme in Minnesota, has been sentenced to OVER 41 YEARS in prison.