El Conquistador
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El Conquistador
@jrc4314
Dad. Husband. Crime fighter. Retired Trooper now helping run a local agency. Home brewer. Bourbon drinker. Cigar smoker. Food lover. #BackTheBlue
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Katılım Haziran 2010
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@xLittleLacyx Only when I get multiple naps and work is involved 🤣
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@xLittleLacyx @TonyLaneNV Yep. After a long flight I just want to stand. I’m not rushing for the door.
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@TonyLaneNV I wonder if people consider that maybe they’re tired of sitting down.
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✈️ BE REAL… DOES THIS BOTHER YOU OR NAH?
Plane just landed… doors still closed… and people already standing, reaching for bags like they’re about to beat everyone off the plane 💀
We’re all stuck here for a minute anyway…
Does this annoy you… or you don’t care at all? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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This millennial would like Gen X to sit down. Does he understand what would happen to the world if we decided to do that??
Take a listen to this response.
It is perfection! 👌🏼
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@DALLASBRADEN209 @GayDispatcher been seeing videos like this the past couple of days.
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ABSOLUTE MADNESS at PHX Sky Harbor airport this morning. Lines for TSA Pre Check & general boarding both extend to the escalators just to get up to the security gates. MULTIPLE gates closed. A fiasco!
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Divorces...2
Proposals.…4
Marriage....2
Children....2
Surgeries ....2
Tattoos....1
Shot a gun.....yes
Been on tv.......yes
Watched someone die....He was dead when I got there.
Rode in an ambulance…no
Sang karaoke.......yes-it was terrible
Rode a jet ski.....no
Arrested....no
Darren@ChiTownCheese
Divorces...0 Proposals.…1 Marriage....1 Children....2 Surgeries ....3 Tattoos....3 Shot a gun.....yes Been on tv.......yes Watched someone die....yes Rode in an ambulance...yes Sang karaoke.......yes Rode a jet ski......yes Arrested....no Your turn! What fun!!! 🤩
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Act now and Kmart will also throw in a free counseling session for your kid to begin working through the trauma of everyone mercilessly roasting him for wearing any of these abominations to school …
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This MFer complaining about sleeping an entire hour longer than me to punch the same clock
Oh wait who TF sleeps anyway
Bark@barkmeta
waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes
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With profound sadness, AZDPS announces the loss of Pilot Robert B. Skankey and State Trooper/Paramedic Hunter R. Bennett, who were killed in the line of duty on Feb. 4, 2026, when Ranger 56 crashed while responding to an active shooter in Flagstaff.
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With heavy hearts, we mourn the loss of two @Arizona_DPS heroes who were killed late last night in a helicopter crash. Please keep their families in your thoughts and prayers.
#AZTroopers #LODD
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