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Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker

@ombotojr They'll eventually tell you to send some money for some fee activation.

Hawa scammers hutuma message iko na password ya mzigo kutoka TZ huwa wanascam mtu aje exactly? Sijai elewa venye hiyo scam inawork.

@Omojuwa If they win it, for sure they will rest payers on sunday and for sure they will lose.

Win it. Lose to Man City and finish 5th and let Bournemouth come through.

@Iam__Hillary @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC I've also experienced several instances where I've done a transaction but the statements completely omit the transaction.

That is proof of withdrawal from my Mshwari account, this money did not reflect in my mpesa, hata mini-statement haionyeshi any transaction of that money, where has this money gone @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC ?

You've never once asked why women aren't 50% of sewer workers. Never asked why women aren't 50% of oil riggers. Never asked why women aren't 50% of combat deaths. But a meeting with chairs? Now it's an emergency. Your priorities are a joke Gita

@Thuthaking @alexmwanzo 😂😂

@alexmwanzo Test drive after proof of funds. Unataka kunyonga client kwa test drive sio

Selling my cx5 Asking 1.1m today 1.25 from kesho Naturally comes with a 4 month drive train warranty Known issues Traction control because of a TPMS issue Istop not working Mirrors dont autofold Rivets The car has 163k kms mileage (subject to change ) This car does 14kml on city and 19kml on the highway It has been meticulously mantained by myself - will throw in first service for free for next owner Reason for sale i want one with leather seats and sunroof 0724452115 Test drives shall only be permitted after proof of funds Buyer to fuel for test drives 💀

If you ask ChatGPT to pick a random number from 1 - 100, it’d pick 73.

I don’t care who they are, whenever English teams play in Europe I want them to win! So come on Villa, palace and PSG !

@bonniie254 @Frankmaish198 @kafangi Leta link pale diyemu

@Frankmaish198 @kafangi Update

We don't give enough credit to this illegal streams look at this resolution maangai

Me passing by Sarit Centre on my way to Gikomba kubuy mandege

@JUJA_KOT 😂😂

The funny thing is that back in highschool tulienda games huko na hao students hawananga uniform, wamevaa meno za silver, wako na chains, nywele wanaeka hadi dreadlocks, simu wako tuu nazo all over na ni kama zote ni iphone, wengi ni oriiiaaa tena very respectful after games tulipewa food ya huko na tumezoea githeri, tulikua tunalamba sahani wote hadi principal mangai. In other words pesa ni tamu

@WelBeast Went with Saka instead. But thanks for reminding me of this market. Cheers!

Event: Arsenal vs Fulham Venue: Emirates Stadium Mission: Collecting all 3 points. Eberechi Eze: anytime goal scorer What could possibly go wrong?

Safaricom really thought people use their data bundles [when launching OneApp]😂

@imbankke kindly process this transaction

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Me: *disables Google home microphone* Me: hey google Google: your microphone is currently disabled Me:

@jbrendaa @Realkangethe @gladyswanga What do you mean by zoning?

@Realkangethe @gladyswanga it was just a matter of time before she was exposed. Without zoning she is finished

THINGS ARE GETTING MESSY & NOISY HERE IN HOMABAY. THE SAD THING IS THAT BABA RAILA IS GONE & GONE FOREVER 😭😭 Suba North MP Millie Odhiambo warns Governor Gladys Wanga against claiming National Government projects as her own. Millie says NGOs and national government projects should not be presented as county or NGCDF work in Homa Bay County. The legislature says she has tolerated many issues over the years, including online attacks from Governor Wanga’s team, and has now reached her breaking point where she has to defend her reputation and political stand.

@ivymuthe Bedminton is crazy

A Kenyan woman named Jemimah once opened up about her experiences in bedminton. She said that in River Road she used to charge KSh 500 per round, while in Koinange it was KSh 5,000 for the whole session or overnight. Sometimes she would get generous clients who doubled the price, but others would sleep with her the entire night and then rudely kick her out with just one word: “TOKA UENDE!” .She caught several infections along the way, but life was so tough that she kept going. In the end, she reformed after an encounter with a Maasai man who had a very big “dzaddy.” He hurt her badly during the act and then refused to pay her.We should never judge women in that situation. Most of them end up there because some irresponsible guy got them pregnant and then disappeared without a trace.Bro, as a man, if you don’t see any future with another man’s child, just use a kondiko. It only costs KSh 60, or if you’re broke, just go to the hospital and get them for free .

If you’re wondering what happened between Talisca and Al Nassr. When Talisca left, Al-Nassr’s board chairman (Abdullah Al-Majed) had criticized Talisca’s time at the club, saying his departure wasn’t a big loss, that he caused division among fans, couldn’t focus on the pitch, and that his “behavior wasn’t good.” That’s like the club basically said they were glad to move on and even “celebrated” when he left. Now here is where it get interesting, Talisca fired back hard, claiming: “They pushed me out because I was scoring too many goals and was ‘getting in the way’” and “They even forced me to ask to leave.” He added that the club is now “more about business” and he no longer fit, while stressing “the numbers don’t lie” (he scored 76 goals in 104 games and was one of the club’s all-time top scorers). Now they’re about to win the league without him, that’s why they’re shading him.