Jake Bass

I forgot I had a twitter. Looking back at my tweet is history...so much facepalm.

I just realized the soccer ball picture for "live sports" on the xbox dashboard is the same ball I have. I paid very little for mine though

Slide tackling on the dead grass = burns and abrasions all over. #SweeperDomination

I've wasted my youth

@Glinner There is no Higgs-Boson joke yet, something like a "joke" seems to have been observed, further data needs to be gathered.

If they leave the default password on the router, I'm gonna change your network name

"Holy black on a popo" #dbzabridged

Bam sucka! Sephiroth. #ffvii

8 am shove off for houston; I'm pumped #Warped2012

Waking up and driving home from okc at 6 AM is miserable.

When mutant chicken overlords enslave society, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren that I was at ground zero. #NeverForget

After passing the traffic accident that caused the 30 traffic stop, it was a chicken truck and a van marked radioactive.

@Jacieannewilson We need to go again soon... but next time no psychic fish powers

This might be a little late but congrats to Chelsea on the win and to Cech for an amazing save in OT. #UEFA2012

After a couple years I have the cord to my portable hard drive. I forgot about this little bit of handiwork imgur.com/p0R2p

It's not gay in a threeway @TeresaBarnezzz @Jacieannewilson

I have become profanely opposed to people who turn memes into twitter accounts. Except insanity wolf. Only exception.

Today is the mass release of all negative karma i've accumulated. 16 min left. #LetsDoThis

"I before E except after C" tell that to Einstein

Twitter: Publicly displaying people's stupidity since 2006.