Jason Dawson

@gracevalliere The #1 boyband is brockhampton, obviously

i told louis to listen to the new jonas brothers song cause it slaps and it's by the second best boyband in the world and he was like "ehhh" and i was like "after 1d obviously" and he was like "OBVIOUSLY"!!!

*walks into a psychic reading place* me: hey do you take walk-ins? psychic: no sorry me: dang.. alright.. *begins to leave* psychic: but we knew you’d be coming in and asking that, so we made a reservation for you me: you guys :’)

im never touching on this again

Ik that’s right

Genji: I need Healing! ORISA: I need Healing! Pharah: I need Healing! Zarya: I need Healing DOOMFIST: I need Healing! Moira:

@eatingnames @Aleksei83950812 @mattwires @OKBernieDem @BoseService @Wendys r/redditissuperior

We couldn’t roast everyone, but we can give everyone a free little something something. ⚡️ #NationalRoastDay 2019 twitter.com/i/moments/1081…

@Castaw6y Clout chasing thread...

@Advil02 @B1bIical @VeryRealNiceGuy @Toyota @American_Heart @Stand4Heroes You didn’t get what I was saying. Homeboy said that the b28 is closer to a 2jz, a 3 liter inline 6, than the mkiii and mkii supra. The mkiii supra came with the 7mge/gte which is also a Toyota made 3 liter inline 6.

In only two days, the very first 2020 #Supra goes up for auction at #BarrettJackson, benefitting @American_Heart and @Stand4Heroes!

@CountDyscalcula @Toyota @American_Heart @Stand4Heroes Had you ever actually worked on a supra?

@B1bIical @Advil02 @VeryRealNiceGuy @Toyota @American_Heart @Stand4Heroes How is the i6 3L 7m less similar to a 2jz than a b28?

@Advil02 @VeryRealNiceGuy @Toyota @American_Heart @Stand4Heroes To be fair, there have been less "Supra"s with 2JZ motors than without. So I wouldn't say it makes the car a Supra at all. The B28 is way more similar to a 2JZ than some of the older gen motors like in the MK2 and 3

Me: i hate men Also me if i ever had to look a coochie in its eyes:

@Neil_LFC_ @JorgeArdon3 This is why I hate humanity. Look in the comments, people seem to find this funny for some reason. Sad...

MoonPie - yes Moon Pie - no Sun Pie - stop Dad - sure M̵̡̩͕̭̼͓͈̊̉͌͊̏̓̇̍͒̍̈́̓̕̕r̸̨̬͙̬̪̳̳̊̎̆̐̈ͅu̷̡͖̙̠͚̹͇̜̽̅͌̏̓́̀́͋̐̚͘͝d̸͉̞̺̙̮͎͈̲̹̪͚͚̳̖̒̈́̐̽̂̓̌̚͘a̵̢͙̘̖͔̣̒̈́͊ͅh̵̭͙̻͊̈́̾̓̑͛̾͑͋͌̚ņ̸̢͓̩͖̩̼͗̈̎̽̿͐̍̊̕̕ - do not speak this name

*nuts in her* Her Birth Control :

@chuuzus BROCKHAMPTON

List of groups bigger than Migos; we got, The Beatles, Spice girls, TLC, Destiny’s Child, Outkast, One direction, Jonas Brothers, the Pussycat Dolls, Cheetah Girls, Big Time Rush, Lemonade Mouth... You name it!

@Briggsycakes What does being bi have to do with playing overwatch?

@NBCPolitics @kasie You guys saw gas was $1.98 right?

.@kasie: "How long are you willing to let this shutdown last, Mr. President?" President Trump: "Whatever it takes."

@jesuisjoyy I don’t believe this was humane, but, this is the most efficient way to prevent outbreaks. It’s a trade off we as humans commit to to prevent death umongst our own kind.

@Arty_039 @plainpotatoess It was a joke, chill out

@Esoterics_ @_morganschultzx Uncomfortable