Edmond Dantes

@KiyanSo All that’s left is to integrate jude and mbappe in this team, without losing anything

The last four games have been really impressive from Arbeloa and the players. It feels really cohesive right now.

@ikwilson Unfortunately, it’s improbable to happen. And you can thank the frenchies for that.

Alberta independence and freeing our resources from the arbitrary restrictions imposed by Ottawa will make Alberta one of the wealthiest countries in the world.

@JayGenXer Gas is up in magastan too. And they have no restrictions…

🇨🇦💸To Canadians who are now looking at $2/litre (and rising). Before you blame it on Trump, here's a reminder. Canada has the 3rd largest oil reserves in the world. It's our Liberal Prime Minister who won't allow us to use them. Plus the Prime Minister before him had a decade to prepare for this, but also wouldn’t us to prepare nor prosper 11 years of planned decline! This was NOT by chance!

@depression2019 Accidentally?!

Guys did we accidentally elect a complete retard

@JamesDueck They’ll have a tap for honey and every street corner will have free pretzels. And every time you walk out on the street someone will shower you with gold. There will be virgins galore and men will be spartans. They’ll teach the bible and none of the woke science crap.

The independent nation of Alberta will be like a pristine, concentrated version of the USA: stronger, freer, colder. Rat-free, too!

@fathersreforged Then you both are.

My wife stays at home. She homeschools our kids. I work a 9-5 (which is often later than 5). I am far more trapped than she is.

@mattwridley That’s not the parallel. That would be scientists working on drones do not intend the drones to be used against other humans. Not that nobody wouldn’t try it or take advantage of their work.

Good grief, are people really this dim? Nobody was killed by drones in world war 1, nobody was killed by missiles in the hundred years war...therefore nobody can be killed by drones today. That is the level of argument on display here by a scientist!

@megha_lilly There are many cities better than paris or london in europe.

Rome is better than London or Paris. Leagues and bounds better. And I’ve spent considerable time in all three places.

@nueverole He kept his place ahead of camavinga.

Pitarch is 18. Started against Man City in a Champions League knockout game. 91% passing accuracy. Kept his place ahead of Arda Güler. And people are still sleeping on him because he doesn't score or assist. Watch what he does without the ball. I really really like this guy

@CoachDanGo Make it with ancient grains and then you’ll see the difference

A hill I'm willing to die on: Sourdough bread is the BEST bread on the planet. It's easier to digest because the fermentation process breaks down gluten and makes it easier on your stomach. It has a lower glycemic index so it won't spike your blood sugar as much as other breads. It's nutrient-dense af giving you B vitamins, minerals (like iron and magnesium), and antioxidants. It contains natural preservatives that help your bread last longer. Most importantly, it has the BEST flavor and texture. Tangy taste and perfect crust. Chefs kiss. Once you go sourdough bread you don't go back.

@joeroganhq For the better? He allowed the stupolution, as chuck nice calls it. The revolution of the stupid. There is no platform more cooked than this one.

Joe Rogan: "Listen, if it wasn't for Elon Musk, we would be f*cked... History will go back and look at his purchasing Twitter — it has changed the course of communication in this country for the better."

@JamesDueck There is no alberta independence. Even if you get it done, which is a huge if, the only path forward afterwards would be to join magastan. And even that window is open only under the trumpet.

The only argument I’ve heard against Alberta independence is nostalgia. There’s nothing wrong with this argument, but looking out for your children and grandchildren is 1000x more important than a nice picture of Canadiana.

@swapnakpanda @wonderofscience We have robots on other planets, visited pluto, now we have ai. These aren’t innovations?!?

@wonderofscience And the innovation stopped there, no? Why didn't anyone land on Moon in the last 60 years?

These two photographs are separated by only 66 years.

@iam_sijo99 5, 6 are overrated

TV series that was Good from start to finish 🔥 1. Prison Break (2005) 2. The Wire (2002) 3. Dark (2017) 4.Fleabag (2016) 5. Better Call Saul (2015) 6. Breaking Bad (2008) 7....Show more

@WolfRMFC He doesn’t rely on youngsters

Ancelotti not giving Endrick any minutes in this game is criminal.

@Angle__wix The last one was pretty disappointing. All that momentum only for a settlement in chambers? Absolutely pathetic.

This had no bad seasons.

@UziCryptoo Have you talked to the wife mate?!

My wife & I own a $800k house My parents own a $1 million house Sister owns a $1.2 million house Brother owns a $500k condo We could sell them all Pool our money together Buy one massive house Share the expenses And help each other Why aren’t more families doing this? 🤔

@CaryKelly11 Magastan in 1 twwet

My nephew‘s daughter quit her (1st) job @ Starbucks after three weeks. She said she couldn’t stand listening to her coworkers complain about everything Trump & listening to angry lesbian music all day long. 😂 Where can teens find a part time job & not be surrounded by whiners?

@TristinHopper One of the pilots was French you absolute sausage

Air Canada has gone 43 (!) years without a fatal incident. My entire life up to this point has been lived in a country where the flag carrier never got a single person killed in a crash. The record is a totem to what serious people can accomplish. So naturally, Mark Carney is screaming at them to instead focus on nonsense.

@CaryKelly11 So science is good when you believe it. Otherwise it’s big pharma bought.

Americans are eating 15-19 teaspoons of sugar per day despite our bodies only needing about a teaspoon in our blood at any given time (this can be made endogenously) and the science is showing us ominous associations between high blood sugar and cancer and shorter lifespan. A 2005 Korean study of 1.2+ million people showed higher blood glucose was linked to increased cancer incidence and death rates, with the highest glucose group (>140 mg/dL) having elevated risks even without diagnosed diabetes. Cancer risk rose progressively with glucose levels. The study followed the Koreans for 10 years and noted that being lean didn't necessarily exclude them from risk. Interesting to note that more than 3 times more men died from cancer than women in this study.