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@Alexandr4Denman At her age, younger than me, she will have two problems. Her fingers won't grip properly and she won't be able to bend down to try and pick it up. Being cruel.

An 83 year old lady a piece of paper dropped and she’s being fined ? Is this legal?

@jk_rowling I had to choose suitable voices, especially reading Mr Noisy

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹

@GBNEWS Who will monitor it properly this time

Britain set to hand over £450 MILLION to France for more beach patrols and new migrant centre gbnews.com/news/migrant-c…

@thinkdefence RAF Brawdy still has a good runway. Some years since I flew over it when it was marked as emergency, complete with a fence across the middle put there by the Army.

Selling off RAF Macrahanish was really rather misguided wasn't it

@williamnhutton Then it probably went calm and overcast.

Ed Miliband gets relentless bile from the right for his ‘ideological’ commitment to clean, cheap renewable energy - just as Nye Bevan once did for creating the NHS. Yet on March 25 97.7 % of our electricity was from renewables. A revolution is unfolding. observer.co.uk/news/columnist…

@A1an_M I don't get any requests for samples etc. as I am too old. At 85 they hope I have something such that I conveniently die soon.

The NHS has written to me. What for, I wonder. I haven't been to a GP in years. Vaccines? Cholesterol check? Bowel? Prostate? There was a time before 2020 when I'd just do what they advised without really thinking. Now, I'm weighing up the possibility their intervention will make my health worse.

@bluenobby @TomCotterillX Don't forget HMS Duncan can't operate in warm water

@TomCotterillX Only at best 2 destroyers and 3 frigates actually available.

This is a car crash. We don’t have 17 frigates and destroyers. We have 13 - six destroyers and seven frigates (soon to be six) - currently in service with the Royal Navy.

@DavidJaques10 @Heidi_Labour Definitely must have something that penalises disabled pensioners. We are the bottom of all heaps.

@Heidi_Labour What a complete waste of money to try and compete with Reform and keep the car fanatics happy.

Today we have announced a huge £27 billion investment in our roads - one of the biggest ever investments in England’s road network. From fixing potholes to building major new schemes, this funding will be transformational for the drivers and businesses that rely on our roads every day. gov.uk/government/new…

@ukhomeoffice @NCA_UK You mean maybe part of one gang

Gangs are being shut down before small boats reach the Channel. Four men have been arrested in Germany suspected of running a small boats scheme that could have been used to transport 1,000 illegal migrants to the UK. It's estimated each crossing would net them €100,000.

@LeeHarris For starters two T45 destroyers only one of which won't work in warm water?

I kid you not. Defence Secretary John Healey *DOESN'T KNOW* how many frigates and destroyers the UK has at its disposal. I have never seen anything like it. This interview should IMMEDIATELY end John Healey's political career. Terrifying. Absolute car crash.

@FrankWi49123398 @benonwine As they have had no contact with pork how do they know what it smells like?

Apparently, celebrating EASTER in Britain is now considered RACIST. SOME Muslims on social media, demanding it be BANNED nationwide because it's haram and 'against Islam.' What is your message to these Easter Christian haters?

@RadioGenoa Pompous sarcastic plod.

British police capture offensive stickers. Thanks to these brave officers, UK is a safer place.

@ShabanaMahmood Looking forward to your views on Easter.

It was a pleasure to celebrate Eid at 10 Downing Street yesterday. And it was a moment to remind those who might think otherwise: British Muslims are an essential part of our country's national life. Unity, not division.

@ScaryEurope Not as scared as we feel.

🚨Sadiq Khan says he’s “heartbroken” after backlash over Muslims praying in Trafalgar Square, warning that many British Muslims now feel “scared.”

@BasilTheGreat Entitled protected thugs?

🚨A 78 year old man was attacked by 4 Muslims on Friday Night walking his dog past a Mosque in Dundee He was told not to walk his dog near the Mosque during Eid when the youths attacked him How much longer do we put up with this? Absolutely horrific

@silverrich39 Because terrorism is excluded in insurance contract?

I'll ask this question again :-- Why does the British tax payer have to pay for the four burnt out ambulances? They have to be insured by law so why isn't the insurance company coughing up?

@DonJon1066 @PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer He will find some other excuse to block the local elections.

@PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer Labour are going to get absolutely annihilated & its great to see, a clown of a PM absolutely ridiculed c@nt wait to see the results

For 90 minutes today, @Keir_Starmer was grilled by the Liason Committee, which is made up of cross-party MP'S. He was calm, measured, authoritative, & inspirational He's #TenYearKeir Labour, #FixingBritain

@Nacho775577 @KieraDiss But is it insured for her to drive

“YOU’RE LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT” Despite warnings that he’ll be calling police, the offender ignored this van driver’s advice and still drove off. As he surmised, she’s likely not insured. Another day in lawless London.

@HonestHalo @BRICSinfo Not a lot of use against drones and small mine laying boats in shallow waters. We can't send HMS Duncan, the only other working T45, as it won't work in warm waters.

About time the Silent Service showed some teeth. 🤫With the Strait of Hormuz being choked, UK can’t just sit on their hands. The HMS Anson is arguably the most advanced bit of kit we own. A necessary deterrent to protect British shipping and interests. 🇬🇧 Keep the flag flying.A clear message that the UK will protect its interests and allies. Rule Britannia. 🇬🇧💪

JUST IN: 🇬🇧 UK nuclear-powered submarine arrives in Arabian Sea, capable of striking Iran if conflict escalates.

@sunmynd @RadioGenoa Traffic wardens didn't get you locked up.

@RadioGenoa Today's British police resemble the traffic wardens of 70's ridicule.

British parents arrested by six police officers for daring to complain about their daughter's school via WhatsApp. UK is worse than North Korea.