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Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and silly and look with your eyes

the savannah bananas may be the most successful translation of drag culture into a mainstream, straight audience

my a/c in my car isn't as cold as it should be so if you see me angry or sweaty, that's why!!!! fuck my chungus life!!!!

i love that my best friend has a cool boyfriend that i enjoy hanging out with. she's so generous for that. shout out to my girl.

Some people fr just want to be heard (derogatory)

I AM SO SWEATY ALL THE TIME NOW FOR SOME REASON I AM NOT GONNA BE OKAY THIS SUMMER PLEASE HELP

next month is may, may every man stfu

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt pressed about the situation

“have you ever seen 30 rock” buddy i’ve seen way more than 30 rocks

yesterday was so fun. i'm having the best of times right now!!!!

Don Bluth, creator of The Land Before Time and All Dogs Go To Heaven, famously said that kids can handle anything in a film so long as you put a happy ending on it and he was and always has been completely right.

eating disorder propaganda like "flavor fades. fat doesn't!" is a fucking LIE. our bodies burn fat every second we're alive but there's a sandwich in Nice i’ll never forget for the rest of my goddamn life.

stop worrying about being the hottest girl and start being the scariest { i’m both}

Growing up on hello kitty and my little pony makes me take friendship very seriously. They are the most significant relationships of your life. They show up, you show up, and together you guys are unstoppable

Notice The Pope never calls anybody out by name, they just squeal like pigs because they know what they are.

Oh you’re Catholic and you disagree with the Pope? Maybe you should make a list of all the things you disagree with. Really dig deep, make it a nice long list. 95 seems like a good number. And then post that list somewhere he can see it, like maybe nailed to a church door.

sharks, i’m here today asking for $50k to fund my year-long pilgrimage across the united states to eat at every single restaurant featured on diners, drive-ins, & dives. in doing so, i plan to both cure my anorexia & reclaim flavortown for the girls & the gays. whaddaya say?

retaliating by just getting hotter & healing idk

If Persephone can be the Goddess of flowers and the Queen of Hell ,then you my dear can be full of whimsy and rage.