jules, RN

On May 24, 2022 in Uvalde Texas, an 18 year old walked into Robb Elementary School and shot and killed 19 children and 2 adults. Two days ago in Houston Texas, a man paused his dinner date to shoot and kill a fake parking attendant. Last night in Cleveland Texas, 5 members of a family (including an 8 year old child) were shot and killed by their neighbor after they asked him to stop firing his gun on his front lawn so their baby could sleep. So when Republican lawmakers in a state where it’s easier to get AR-15s than books about Black history say their abortion ban is about being “pro-life”… They’re full of shit.

Pussy rules the world 🤍🌎

RIP to the Goodest girl 🌈💕

Trying to accomplish anything while your kids are home is like trying to pull out the dishwasher rack when there is silverware sticking out the bottom

4 harsh truths that changed my life: - not everyone wants to get better - words are hallow, behavior is true communication - chronic venting keeps us stuck in cycles - blaming others serves the ego, and blocks us from creating the life we choose

Being an older sister is great until you have to decide whether to be the “cool” older sister or act like your mom.

I touched my iPhone after getting the Pfizer vaccine and look what happened

I feel personally attacked 😅😅

The worst part about being on break with the kids is looking at the clock to see if it's almost their bedtime and discovering it's only 8 AM.

ross: and hey, here's to a lousy christmas. rachel: and a crappy new year.

mormons love to say “u know tattoos are permanent right?” like they didn’t just have a baby with their byu boyfriend of 2 months

"happy christmas eve eve" -phoebe buffay

*passes a car accident* Look, it’s a booty bumper. @juliaa_montee

As a former Mormon and a former Republican: “YUP.”

That’s a wrap 🤍

parenting in the cold months is listening to a tiny being sniffle for eight straight hours without you trying to unalive yourself

OMG. ITS LIKE WE’VE NEVER SEEN SNOW BEFORE 😱😱🙄

43% of parenting is just repeating ‘don’t say fuck’ and ‘where are your pants.’

Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this small lower left section of our Christmas tree.