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@KhalidAlNumi Let's try it and find out for sure!

If I sent you $90k by mistake… Would you send it back?

BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

@PBDsPodcast Just cut them now and work around the problem. Threat eliminated.

Iran May Have Found the World’s Biggest Weakness "This is what Iran just figured out. 97% of the internet that we use travels through underwater cables. $10 trillion a day is going through that cable and 2 of them go through the Strait of Hormuz." "Now they're talking about how they're gonna mess with the cables. If they mess with the cables, guess who's gonna be impacted by this economically? Everybody, the whole world."

@DeFiTracer I'm sure JD will get right on that "destroy blah, blah, blah" thing right after he pops a cork to celebrate his promotion to POTUS.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 PRESIDENT TRUMP TOLD JD VANCE TO “DESTROY IRAN” IF HE IS KILLED HE LEFT A PROTOCOL ORDERING THAT IRAN BE “DESTROYED” IF AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT AGAINST HIM SUCCEEDS SEBASTIAN GORKA ALSO CONFIRMED THAT MORE CONFIDENTIAL PROTOCOLS EXIST SOMETHING EXTREMELY BAD IS HAPPENING...

@glennbeck I would be worried too as they execute pedophiles in China. They went to the trouble to point that out last week in a formal statement.

I don't feel good about President Trump going to China tomorrow. I pray everything goes well, but I wish I trusted the Secret Service. Who has more to lose in the world right now than China? Trump has systematically blocked China everywhere. And Xi would sacrifice anything to win, even his own citizens. I trust the President. But right now, I’m worried for him.

@joeroganhq Ben Shapiro obviously has limited life experience. To say something like that shows a level of stupidity that can only be achieved by true arrogance.

Ben Shapiro: "No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem."

@Acyn x.com/CF101B/status/…

Coons: Our president said that we never asked for and never received anything from our NATO allies. Was that your experience in Afghanistan? Hegseth: I've written extensively about that, and the vast majority of my experience was frustration with the limits of what those troops were able to do because of the political caveats, rules of engagement limits that came from there. Coons: But you don't doubt or question that about a third of all the combat casualties in our war in Afghanistan were our NATO partners and allies? Hegseth: I would have to go back and check that number

@jeremyct Call the county tax assessor and have them homestead the property and his taxes will not go up again. Should have done this years ago..

my dad called me today stressed about property taxes. he’s 76, retired, and living on social security. been in the same house since the early 90s. mortgage paid off years ago. now his property taxes jumped from around $6,500 to over $8k. imagine spending your whole life paying off a home… and still being one tax bill away from losing it. that doesn’t sit right with me.

@BigWave372 And then ICE appeared and it all changed.

“This is what just happened while we were walking through the park. This patrol car stopped and my daughter immediately put her hands up she got terrified thinking we did something wrong when a female police officer approached us with tears in our eyes. She said that her child is the same age and she didn't want her to feel threatened by all cops."

@jonbrooks So, it would be really easy to charge a fair price and be successful then?

Everyone keeps saying “go into the trades.” I get it — but here’s my real experience: Called a local company to fix an icemaker on a 2007 fridge that still runs great. Tech shows up. Takes a picture. Can’t fix it. Charges $99 just for showing up. Then quotes me $1,300 to replace the icemaker. So I do what everyone can do now: I ChatGPT the model number. In 2 seconds: • Exact replacement part • Direct phone number • Cost: $300 Installation? 2 screws. 10 minutes. I’ll do it myself. Same thing happened with my pool heater: Repair guy quoted $2,000. I bought the part directly and fixed it myself for under $200. The problem isn’t the trades. It’s that information asymmetry is gone — and some businesses haven’t realized it yet.

@QueenAnticommie We have been staying home. Thanks anyway. Your food sucks and so does the service.

I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home

@Tironianae We have a nuke but choose to bomb schools and kill children. Which is worse?

🚨 HOLY SMOKES!! Sec. Marco Rubio just delivered a mic drop moment in the Cabinet room "What I'm talking about is not the people of Iran. The people that run this country are RADICAL, SHIA CLERICS. These are religious FANATICS. Look what they are doing now at their WEAKEST point!" "This is the weakest Iran has ever been, and look at what they're doing. They're attacking embassies. They're attacking hotels. Imagine what these people would do if they had a nuclear weapon!" "That is an unacceptable risk for the world. By the way, the president's not just doing a favor to the United States and to our people. This is for the world!" "He defined very clearly on the first night of this operation what the goal was. We were going to destroy Iran's navy, and that is happening. We were going to, if it hasn't already happened, I'll let Pete speak to the specifics of it, we were going to destroy their missile launching capabilities." "We're well on our way to achieving that goal. We were going to destroy the factory so they couldn't make more missiles and more drones. And that is moving forward." "Every single objective the president clearly laid out on the first night of this operation is being effectuated." "For 47 YEARS, Iran has been killing Americans and attacking Americans across this planet. And other presidents had an opportunity to DO something about it, and they all warned about how Iran was dangerous, but they refused to act." "And THIS president's not someone that's going to refuse to act. He's not going to leave a danger like this in place. He's going to address it, and that is what he is doing." You make us PROUD, MARCO 🇺🇸

@CatLover56577 Cat hair.

What would I get ?

@mjfree Pages open on a book.

Name one thing

@420matt9191 Well that’s a loaded question! LOL 😂

@Threadscenes Mouse turds

@BillWiIdin Nope, try again idiot!

It’s wild how people don't understand basic math. If a store has a '50% off' sale and then adds an extra '50% off' at the register, the item is free. The fact that people still pay for it shows how the US education system has failed us.

@vern_gilbert @ronsterd89 nope, guess again. That won't work.

@ronsterd89 Cut the hinge pins with a grinder, knock the pins out, door should come open. Sparks won’t get inside

When I moved into my current house this safe was left behind. I was told it was from the original owners but it’s locked. I contacted a locksmith but he said $450 to open it. I’m curious but not $450 curious. Any ideas on how to get it open?

@LePapillonBlu2 @MAGACult2 I guess I’ve been “throttled” since day one then. 😂

Hey 👋🏽 guys, I’ve been throttled for two weeks now. Please reply with a . If you see me. Thank you, y’all!

@elonmusk @jgebbia Why is that a bad thing? Are we not trying to attract people to come to our great country? But only if they make the rich billionaires happy? I just don’t get it.

@jgebbia They are importing voters to achieve permanent one-party rule

Illuminating speech by Schumer worth watching. Dems used to be against illegal immigration. What changed?