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I saw someone say if u burn sage in a house with the windows closed, its mf spirits running back and forth in yo shit 🤣🤣 I cant get over the image of incensed ghosts running suicides in yall crib while u think its peaceful

@MCanes7 @MayorGimenez google.com/amp/s/www.orla…

@MayorGimenez You have no concrete contact-tracing based evidence to justify your unilateral restrictions on restaurants and with the curfew. What % of the new COVID-19 patients in hospitals contracted the virus from indoor dining? Provide tangible data, not anecdotal speculation.

Many asked me about our latest measures to tamp down COVID-19 cases. My goal is to continue to open up the economy in a safe manner. Unfortunately, the numbers right now are not allowing us to do so. Click here to read about the measures and the science: miamidade.gov/releases/2020-…

For years I’ve been convinced CBD was just bs snake oil. Tried it about a dozen times. I finally tried this full spectrum extract from a local farmer and can’t believe how great my sleep is.

normies: when i die pls don’t look through my browser history wp devs: when i die, please don’t look at my `functions.php`

I love how #Millennials take the heat for what the boomers left us while Gen Z runs around boofing tusi

@crespogram It’s Gen Z. Millennials are busy dealing with the financial/housing/political/racial crisis the Boomers left us

#Millennials Has it dawned on folks that the majority of the supposedly violators of social distancing and mask wearing are MILLENNIALS! They don't own shit, many live off side hustles, and got a bad attitude for people older than themselves. Just saying

My bumblefuck home town is so cute it hurts. Glad to see Main Street opened up to pedestrians, people wearing masks, and general selflessness all around.

My dog creating an online petition to have fireworks banned forever

@JanisSaxon2 @Gazzer @MiamiBeachNews @MayorDanGelber @CommishEileen @MiamiDadeCounty @david4florida @MickySteinberg @RickyArriolaMB @marksamuelian @MichaelGongora @StevenMeiner I was just riding my bike there. Not enough room to social distancing so I and a dozen other people decided just to cycle in the car lane. Cue the homicidal death cans laying on their horn because they have to go 20mph.

@Gazzer @MiamiBeachNews @MayorDanGelber @CommishEileen @MiamiDadeCounty @david4florida @MickySteinberg @RickyArriolaMB @marksamuelian @MichaelGongora @StevenMeiner What curfew? What masks? What enforcement? But the mayors will be on CNN, MSNBC, and FOX this weekend telling everyone how they had to crackdown and enforce to address the spike in Covid. facebook.com/10000108834568…

As a @MiamiBeachNews resident & taxpayer, I’d like to understand what it cost to turn #OceanDrive from pleasant pedestrian path into another Bagdad Green Zone? #LeadershipMatters

WOW talk about a contrast from last summer to this one.

@seriouslyhallie @TieDyeBlotter Backhoes are not interesting?

me: i am so much more than just a pretty face and a perfect rack.. i have a brain too!! also me:

Let's talk about the Miami Circle! The Miami Circle is an archaeological site in #DowntownMiami on the south bank of the Miami River. It consists of a near perfect circle measuring 38 feet in diameter. (1/4)

HAPPENING NOW: Barriers are being installed on #OceanDrive to bring cars back – taking away a safe street from pedestrians and businesses. Ridiculous. Stupid. Moronic. Misguided. @TheBetsyHotel and @david4florida did this. pscp.tv/w/cc3yzzFYSlFr…

Record numbers of covid cases Florida: Ok fine no lap dances after midnight

@Waifuplug That’s where I left my serotonin

@MayorGimenez 52% of Dade is illiterate maybe some pictographs would help

Today's New Normal Dashboard confirms that we must all take personal responsibility, practicing social distancing, while wearing masks indoors and outdoors in places where distancing isn't possible. Tamp down numbers by keeping yourself AND others safe. bddy.me/3dIt9to

Wear a mask. That is, unless you want to be intubated by a gynecology intern July 1st who did her last semester of med school via Zoom.