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Being jobless is not just the absence of work; it is a heavy, silent struggle that seeps into every part of a person’s life. Each morning begins with a small spark of hope—checking the phone, refreshing emails, scanning job listings—only for that hope to slowly fade as the day..

@Gwazavictoria Pants and bra. You lots have been naked all these while..?

I asked my uncles for my bride price list and they sent this to me😆😆

@ABUJAPLUG How can 37 to 40years old man that's financially stable be looking for in 43yrs old woman. You ladies expecting too much

No gold diggers needed ❌❌ Name: Jane Location: Bristol, UK 🇬🇧 Occupation: Project Manager in a top aerospace company Marital Status: Single (Never Married) Gender: Female Age: 43 Complexion: Caramel Religion: Christian HIV Status: Negative Qualification: MSc (and relevant professional certifications) About Me: I’m a gentle, easygoing lady who enjoys deep conversations and an stress-free life. I’m ready to settle down and build a serious relationship that leads to marriage. 😍 I’m looking for a mature, responsible and caring Christian man aged 37 and above. He should be tall, financially stable and genuinely serious about marriage. No gold diggers please. I’m open to long-distance for now, but I will process the papers for my future husband to relocate to the UK after marriage. I will be in Abuja this Summer and would love to meet a serious-minded man during this period.

I need a job please 🥺. Help me. I studied hospitality management and tourism, Bsc holder. Finished Nysc. I'm in Abuja, Airport Road. @ABUJAPLUG @_BarnyO @Ekitipikin @davido @PeterObi

@ABUJAPLUG He just wants you to keep yourself busy. Do something with your time. If your kids ain't a challenge please work. You're earning your little respect because you work. An idol mind is a devils workshop

@ABUJAPLUG He should don't worry Miracle will happen during his exams

Omo even Maggi seasoning cube follow country hard nowadays..

@CFCMods We gave u more than 60 for mount

We gave you 40 million British pounds for Alejandro Garnacho, the least you can do in return is defeat Brighton for us today.

@HadizaB85863870 It's not free. It's lease. You will return it when u stop making use of it. They need U to transact so that they can earn small charge. They have seen Ur bank statements and trust u can do it.

😂 GTB customer service called me to come and collect a POS machine for free! I was shocked, so I asked the guy three times: “Oga, is it really free? No hidden charges?” He answered “Yes” confidently each time. 😭 My people wey dey use POS, una get una own free too? Or na only me?

@Dr_Pharouk U can use akara

Custard or Bread 👀👀

@realsophy Som nwa

I tried padel in Egypt once and now I think I’m an athlete 🇪🇬🎾😂

Y'll that brings a job advert here and tell people to comment 'interest' knowing fully well you've got no job. That's wicked, you joke with people's feelings.

@GiftAkpala Labour market will favour you. Congratulations

Find work for me, pleaseee😂😂😭😭

@MrCharlesky Interested

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@Pamilerin A job

what do you desperately need right now? You might be lucky someone will choose to bless you.

@Ms_Ada6 Congratulations. U don already rough handle the certificate

Chai so no more 77k 🌚😂 I don serve my country finish😍

@rejoiceitua Congratulations. Nigeria is not paying you back, the country is messed up

Finally taking off this outfit I’ve paid my dues to Nigeria 🇳🇬 Now it’s unto the next phase of my life 💜 If your family needs someone to work in their oil company, please reach out to me 🤝

@ManUtd @Casemiro If you doubt me, just watch the nonsense Manchester United will play on Sunday In his absence.

@ManUtd @Casemiro You better sign a better player to take his place cos this guy is the backbone of that squad. He's the most important player after Bruno.

💬 “It was decided that last week would be his last game. “I think it went as well as we could have hoped. He’s been fantastic for us.” Michael has confirmed that @Casemiro is unavailable for Sunday, and has played his match for United ❤️

@Somidotun7 @Necessary_Cho Will you burn the 10 ships, 3 private jets and 2 rockets?. As far as it's still Urs, u still have money bro.

@Necessary_Cho If you buy 10 ships, 3 private jets and 2 rockets, will the money still not finish?

Wallahi u can’t! 1billion dollars is 1.38 Trillion Naira.

@latestttguyyy @Necessary_Cho Did you "finish" the money? Or you made investments for more money..

@Necessary_Cho Who go try me?😅make i do a small list for you. 1. I go buy 5 most expensive football clubs in the world 2. I go buy 3 different luxurious yacht 3. I go buy 3 most expensive pj 4. I go travel to all the countries around the globe 5. I go build the biggest refinery in the wrong

@wasyxuder @Necessary_Cho But if you buy 2 of these u are actually investing. It doesn't make u go broke, he said "finish". With buying this u can still rent or sell it when you feel like and still remain rich

@Necessary_Cho buy 2 of this with a $100m mansion that $1b go remain $100m