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God can 93.7 shut the fuck up about Aaron Rodgers the Buccos just swept their biggest rival who was in first place

when i’m not pregnant and go back to my four cups of coffee a day i’m going to be levitating

I mean, I'm not an expert on dictators or anything but...

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday

my day started with me spilling an entire cup of coffee all over my desk & i while still having to answer calls in my underwear. happy thursday !!!!!

a fellow co-worker pulled me aside and asked why the office went so downhill - the day after i got fired because someone went to HR stating i was talking so negatively about the company it made others uncomfortable. corporate is a fucking joke

I’m sorry but “oh, do you think he was referring to you?” has me in TEARS

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

One of the hardest things to do at work is going back after your lunch break.

‘adhd is a superpower’ don’t piss me off i drank 4 shots of espresso then fell back asleep and slept through my alarm

it’s like a rollercoaster 😭

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

watching the downfall of alex cooper in real time - i was born in the right generation

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

“I’m overworked and underpaid” Me at work :

Well, the economy sucks, our allies hate us, rich men are raping kids without consequences, democracy is being systematically dismantled, the White House looks like shit, and we’re on the brink of nuclear war but thank God we didn’t have to hear some woman’s annoying laugh, right