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@KennethRWebster Agree. Did the criminals also steal the police car to use the dashcam to video this? I mean cmon!

Criminals in Harris County behave this way because local elected officials allow it. And you pay their salaries.

One of the kids? “I got hairy legs that turn… blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down… and watch the hair come back up again… So I learned about roaches… I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.”

JUST IN - Biden endorses former Atlanta mayor Keisha Bottoms for governor of Georgia, his first endorsement since leaving office — NBC

@HoustonChron A. Tells you a lot about the candidates. B. If the “Barnacle” endorses someone, I need to look elsewhere.

Voters will head to the polls again this month to choose party nominees for Harris County judge after no candidates won over 50% of the vote in March. See who the Houston Chronicle Editorial Board is endorsing in the runoff for Lina Hidalgo’s seat. houstonchronicle.com/projects/2026/…

@LydiaMoynihan @JordanSchachtel “Rules for thee. Not for me” Or something to that effect.

Just a reminder Lenin and his successor Stalin are responsible for about 20 million deaths. And the NYT is literally writing puff pieces about this guy pushing this murderous ideology

@ABC How are you an “alleged” TikTok antagonist? I mean you either are an antagonist or you aren’t an antagonist. Am I right?

An alleged TikTok antagonist is accused of stabbing a 17-year-old to death outside his New York City apartment building, authorities said. abcnews.link/6rXtr07

@Real_talque @slocumfortexas @TXRstAlliance Heavy sarcasm

@justfor3yrs @slocumfortexas @TXRstAlliance Are they?

Texas deserves billions in new tax revenue and tens of thousands of new jobs. But lawmakers are blocking Texans from voting on Destination Resorts. It is time to let voters decide what’s best for Texas.

@TaraBull I understand there’s really good opportunities at JP Morgan

According to reports, NFL reporter Diana Russini is now looking ahead rather than back, with her attention firmly on what comes next. What should her next position be?

@slocumfortexas @TXRstAlliance I don’t know. The Coushatta Indians are doing pretty well.🤣

@TXRstAlliance Never. 👎🏻 Casino gambling will not make Texas a better home for anyone, it will only make the select few casino owners wealthy. They bring crime and financial problems, and increase gambling addiction. Texans reject the idea of Casinos on Texas soil.

@Brekbeat_Summer @HoustonChron So exposing tax payer fraud is not high on your priority list? You must not pay taxes.

@justfor3yrs @HoustonChron God no, we got enough illiterate, mush mouth creeps trying to film kids in Houston already.

Houston Mayor John Whitmire is expected to propose a monthly fee for trash services as part of a plan to close a $174 million deficit in the budget he will present Tuesday, Council Member Tiffany D. Thomas confirmed Thursday. bit.ly/4ta5CbD

@FOX26Houston Gosh! This is surprising!

Britney Spears has been charged with a misdemeanor DUI in Ventura County after a March 4 arrest involving alcohol and drugs. fox26houston.com/news/britney-s…

@FOX26Houston Just two Saturdays? So on the third Saturday it’s “on again”?

Willowbrook Mall representatives say there will be a temporary "youth curfew" for the next two Saturdays "out of an abundance of caution." fox26houston.com/news/houston-w…

@Christoph188825 @OliLondonTV Ahhh, got it!

@justfor3yrs @OliLondonTV Just add pickles.

Billie Eilish says you cannot eat meat if you say you love animals. “Eating meat is inherently wrong. Two things cannot coincide. ‘I love animals’…and ‘I eat meat’ - you cannot do both.”

@BenVolin @McClain_on_NFL Mike Vrabel…2021 and 2025 “Coach of the Year” 🤔

This is such horse crap. Patriots reporters ignored team directives and peppered Vrabel with questions at two separate press conference. And the Globe has had no fewer than 16 columns and articles breaking down the various angles and criticizing just about everyone involved.

@ABC Nice reach. Now tell us the reason why they’re so “into” preserving classic cars. I’ll wait.

The U.S. energy blockade has negatively impacted one of the most well-known industries in Havana’s tourism sector — tours in classic cars. ABC News’ Matt Rivers is on the ground in Cuba: abcnews.visitlink.me/vzjmsR

@OliLondonTV I almost put my hamburger down.

@WesternLensman @Testaclease5 “Jim Crow 2.0”. 🤣Funny how it was celebrated by democrats in Virginia when it went in their favor.

Chuck Schumer calls SCOTUS decision against racial gerrymandering “a return to Jim Crow." Chuck never tires of rolling this one out.

Not all heroes wear capes

@SeanTPendergast Magic Eight Ball…Is New England just morally bankrupt? “It is decidedly so”

Classy!