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Pulled over so fucking fast last night reversed on the expressway to look at this billboard

cant take this guy anywhere. especially the senior center

@manofwhimsy The goat

The Happy Smiler

@num1yuritruther U GUYS R FUCKIN FUNNY

you can’t get FIDLAR drunk like we used to anymore. because of the economy

@bttmfeedng Need the abnormal roll

Imagine putting these on a boy

i can’t do long division and i’m a failed anorexic

@rockmeannadeus The pinterest sweater fetishists would go crazy over this

obsessed with this knitting pattern i found that's just called "The Garment"

@mommatofour_ Do. Do you have a cat say yes

what do I do with my giant pear basket I bought because I had to have it but have no plans for

Jasper took the most Performative Male picture of me every today

Momma always said I was bright, tissue paper on cardboard, 17 x 17 in

Tomorrow jasper asked if id run girl errands with them. Yes ill run girl errands with them

@prizzaaaa Youre going to heaven

MDS garimpei esse móvel vintage frances por menos de 500 reais, a vida é boa

@lithiumionfire Im afraid to say yes. What comes next

Anyone in my Twitter-verse wear backpacks?

Making plans to kayak with a middle school and highschool friend. The world does heal

@boyc3l Holy fuck

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hi

So when? Oh jesus christ, oh, when?

Clock that my chemical romance t shirt. a real 4 lifer

Late to trans day of visibility. Twin edition though so it makes up for it

@troutfishfarms Trout you just get it. Gorgeous

New Chair