Jono Wolnizer

“God, if you’re real, show me”

@TheRicanMemes Deserving of a nice payday!

My meme Trump posted is now at 94m views and if you factor in the views from the White House acct posting it and everyone who qp, embedded off those posts it could be 150m+ 🤯

@redpillb0t Sushi isn’t a meat 😏

Sushi under a microscope Did you know that both pork and sushi contain by far the most amount of parasites of any meat?

@goodfoodgal 👏 👏

Did the priest also say you will be let off the hook for your husband’s crimes against humanity while you stayed silent?

If you go into hospital as an alcoholic, they don't put a bottle of vodka on your bedside table and titrate the dose. They remove the alcohol. If you go into hospital as a heroin addict, they don't hand you a syringe with the meal tray. They remove the heroin. If you go into hospital as a smoker, they don't wheel you outside every two hours for a cigarette break. They remove the cigarettes. If you go into hospital as a type 2 diabetic, they bring you white toast, cornflakes, fruit juice, a jam sachet, and a sweetened yoghurt. Then inject insulin to manage the blood sugar response. Then write in your notes that your diabetes is "poorly controlled." Every other addiction is treated by removing the substance. The one driven by carbohydrate is treated by serving the substance and medicating the response. Have a think about why.

@buffys Using your blinker after you’ve already changed lanes 😖

what’s a sign of low intelligence?

@The_Real_TC @JamesCarne49587 God is outside of time, but you aren’t. The only thing you can be is out of time 😔

@JamesCarne49587 Pray. God is outside of time. The prayers you pray now can be applied to him at the moment of his death. God is merciful and desires all men be saved. Not all will accept His mercy, so pray he did. I’m praying, too.

My brother’s dad just died. He wasn’t a believer in Christ. How do I pray for someone who has passed but didn’t know Christ?

@CaryKelly11 A retard doctor.

You have to ask yourself, what kind of doctor bashes someone who helps people eliminate the need for diabetes medications entirely? Who cares if it’s called reversal, remission or cure. The endpoints are the same. No more diabetic struggles. Moreover, to say type 2 diabetes is genetic conditions people to give up if they have it. The fact is that genetics may set the table for someone to acquire T2D but ultimately, lifestyle and diet are the deciding factors. There's plenty of twin studies to back this up. If your twin has T2D, there's around a 70% chance that you have it too but it's not guaranteed despite having identical genetics. If your doctor tells you that you are stuck with type 2 diabetes and it's not your fault, then you need to find a better doctor.

Good, the traitorous bitch deserves everything she gets

@DefiantLs @IfindRetards

Mark Ruffalo talks about how America should shift from Capitalism: "It’s gonna take some re-imagining of what America is."

@anchoredso37497 'Time is the evolutionist's god'

Atheists: The New Science Deniers The group that most loudly claims the mantle of science is often the first to abandon it when the evidence becomes inconvenient. Modern Atheists are anti-science. They Invoke Infinite Time (Time of the Gaps) Ask an atheist how life arose from non-living matter and many will tell you: “given infinite time, anything can happen”. But cosmology is explicit—the universe is 13.8 billion years old and had a definite beginning. You cannot borrow infinite time that science says doesn’t exist. Yet whenever a natural explanation falls short, the move is to assume more time, more trials, more unobserved universes—always filling gaps with a resource science itself has taken off the table. Abiogenesis Is Not Science — It’s a Story No one has ever produced life from non-living matter. The Miller-Urey experiment produced amino acids, not life. The gap between the two is roughly the gap between iron ore and a functioning iPhone. Then there’s the information problem: DNA encodes specified, semantic information, and no unguided physical process is known to generate it. Science does not know how life began. Anything beyond that is not science. The Probability Problems Functional proteins require highly specific amino acid sequences, with odds of even ONE forming by chance at roughly 1 in 10⁷⁴. A living cell needs hundreds of such proteins simultaneously, compounding the improbability far beyond the Universal Probability Bound—the threshold (~10⁻¹⁵⁰) past which events are considered effectively impossible, even given the total resources of the observable universe. Confidence that it happened anyway is not science, it is faith. “Science Will Eventually Explain Everything” This is a statement of faith, not science. The belief that science is the only valid path to truth is itself a philosophical position that cannot be proven scientifically. It has a name: scientism. The Pattern is Clear Atheism doesn’t follow the science—it denies the science and follows a conclusion. Infinite time when cosmology says time is finite. Abiogenesis as established fact when it has never been observed or reproduced. Probabilities so extreme they exceed the resources of the known universe and are effectively impossible, quietly ignored. Confident faith that gaps will eventually close. These are not the habits of skeptics. They are the habits of believers, just without the honesty to admit it.

@patrickbetdavid I would say more anyone who can't is a retard

Call me old school, but I want manual transmissions to make a comeback. Anyone who can drive a stick shift uphill without stalling is made for greatness.

@waysxmany gg

Dude goes head on with a bull. Now wtf was he thinking tho?

@BradJamin3 Frazzled rip

Using gifs only, name a video game that you've easily put 2000+ hours into

@PepdeSanes @SamaHoole Evolution and fine tuning don’t belong in the same sentence.

@jwolnizer @SamaHoole On the contrary. Evolution finely tuned us to be carnivorous

Vegan: "Humans aren't designed to eat meat. Look at our teeth!" Humans: - Stomach acid pH 1.5 (same as vultures) - Small cecum (can't ferment cellulose like herbivores) - Short digestive tract (carnivore trait) - Forward-facing eyes (predator trait) - Ability to throw spears accurately (unique hunting adaptation) - Opposable thumbs and tool-making hands (the teeth we built externally) - Sweat glands evolved for persistence hunting - Shoulders biomechanically built for throwing - Brain requiring 25% of daily energy (built on animal fats) - Near-zero B12 production (must come from animal food) - Almost no amylase compared to grain-eating species - Pointed canine teeth (in literally every human mouth) - Ketogenic metabolism (we run on fat, badly on excess fructose) - Liver that converts protein to glucose on demand (carbs not required) - Bile production rivalling actual carnivores - Heme iron absorption pathway absent in any true herbivore Look at our teeth, yes. Then look at everything attached to them.

@NewsTreason Hardly...

@TheMuppetPastor 💯💯💯

The sad God of cessationism lacks power, and binds Himself only to a Bible , which itself testifies of God frequently speaking to others audibly and without record in scripture. We don’t know exactly what God said to Deborah, Nathan, Hilda’s, Anna, Huldah, yet we know He did even if the exact words aren’t in the bible. I understand many people lie, but this is tossing out the baby with the bath water. 1 John tells us to test every spirit against scripture, not outright deny it. Who are we to disregard this?

Sumo wrestler destroyed a 5-0 pro boxer in an MMA fight last night 😳

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”