Guzman Wye Gomez
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Guzman Wye Gomez
@jwyeNFL
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jack hammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Australia Katılım Ekim 2010
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Elio LeFleur and Eli Knight have been attacked backstage #WWENXT
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@jwyeNFL They're not some no hopers that he beat either. That's Kyle Chalmers finishing third, more than a second behind him.
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Holy shit. Winning by that much over that distance is insane.
World Aquatics@WorldAquatics
New World Record 20.88! 🇦🇺 Cameron McEvoy takes down Cesar Cielo's 50m Freestyle World Record!! #Swimming
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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If I was on @SubwayTakes my take would be that movie trailers are too long. 60 seconds, max.
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None of the Tom Holland Spider Man movies are good aye.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The first trailer for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been released. In theaters on July 31.
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Nick Bosa gonna see “C Kirk” on a locker and break down in tears
NFL@NFL
Christian Kirk signing with 49ers. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero)
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@Cory_Hays407 What is LA Doing at mania mr. Cory?
Ic title?
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As first reported by Bodyslam, Oba Femi vs Brock Lesnar is the #WrestleMania match
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