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Jay dropped a freestyle and addressed mad people. That’s how you do it. Nobody wanna hear 20 tracks of sneak dissing lol

“Them crackers got your publishing go talk to them” Young Money, GET UP 😭

Jay Z when he sees papa bear:

the stuttering was him mocking her when she was too high to get off her bar dissing megan at rolling loud 😭

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JAY-Z… Greatest rapper of all time, up 3 billion & married to Beyoncé… is supposed to be scared of *checks notes* Tory Lanez & Akademiks? One n*gga sleeps on a plastic mattress & the other wishes he sleeps next to Drake.

I just don’t know how this man can respond to this. He can’t say he has more money than him, he can’t say anything about his wife, Jay owns his masters, might need to sit this one out and be a father.

i don’t want a man who’s into bush/prefers it shaved. i want a man who’s gonna accept whatever’s offered with humility and gratitude

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG 😭😭 you just pulled a memory out of my head that i forgot even existed.. wow

With everything we are hearing right now about ticks this seems like good information to share. “Here’s what I’ve learned after more ticks than I care to count. First, whatever your uncle told you, forget it. No matches. No nail polish. No Vaseline. No soap on a cotton ball. All of those do the same terrible thing, they stress the tick out, and a stressed tick empties its gut back into the bite before letting go. Which, if you think about what that actually means for a second, is literally how Lyme and the rest get transmitted so you’re not speeding up its exit. You’re making it throw up into you. Fine-tipped tweezers. Grip right where the mouthparts enter the skin, not the body, the head. Pull straight up, steady, no twisting, no jerking. It’ll feel like it’s resisting because it is, the mouthparts are barbed. Just keep the pressure on and it lets go in a few seconds. If a piece breaks off in the skin, leave it alone. Your body pushes splinters out. Digging around with a needle does more damage then the fragment ever would. Clean it with alcohol or soap. Wash your hands. Now here’s the part most people skip: don’t flush the tick. Tape it to an index card. Clear packing tape right over the body, write the date and where on your body it was, and stick the card in a drawer. If you come down with anything weird in the next 30 days, rash, fever, joint pain, that flu-that-isn’t-flu feeling, that tick goes with you to the doctor. Some labs will test the tick itself, which is faster and often more reliable than waiting for antibodies to show up in your own blood. A dated tick taped to a card is one of the most useful things you can hand a doctor who’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with you. The other thing worth saying out loud: if the tick was engorged when you pulled it, and you can’t swear it was off your body within 24 hours, call your doctor that same day. Don’t wait for a rash. Fewer than three out of four Lyme cases even produce the classic bullseye. A single preventive dose of doxycycline within 72 hours of a deer tick bite cuts the Lyme odds way down, and most docs in tick country will write that prescription without giving you a hard time, especially if you walk in with the tick taped to a card and a clear timeline.”

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced

when that liquor stopped getting me drunk 😂😂😂😂🤣

Crazy how your brain changes after having a baby. I used to be into horror movies and now I can’t stand things that are so dark. Violence and gore in films also feels unwatchable to me now. I want to create a world where there is as much love and light as possible, no darkness and no pain.

It’s important to do this from the time the baby is crawling. My son has been in the situation at home (we never did daycare and are homeschooling) that he’s just in the living room hanging out while his mother was doing some work. He learned to just pick up books and flip through pictures, play with toys using his imagination etc.

Stand behind me sister I’m here to defend you. You were not wrong at all. The names are ugly ass shit with all of these stupid spellings and unnecessary apostrophes. Why is your child’s name Mi’Jream Chanel Dior Watkins.

- huge sensitive breasts within a week - bizarre dreams - sleepiness - more emotional about food, easily disgusted & hunger and thirst feel more feral - extra lovey/affectionate - itchy nipples - pee smells like chicken broth - for some, pure intuition. Even before implantation

I hate how pregnancy is depicted as a negative when in fact it’s the most magical thing in the world. They say men have it easy because they cant get pregnant but I weirdly feel sorry for them because they can’t experience how amazing it is. It’s such a blessing. I hate how women have been brainwashed to resent and fear it.

It really annoys me when my family pressures me to wean my exclusively breast fed baby to a bottle because, first of all, they’re not the ones having to pump, clean pump parts, clean bottles on top of waking up throughout the night. Nor have to listen to her scream for hours on end for milk. Nor do I have $75/week for her allergy formula, so??? Sorry I don’t have $320/month just lying around. I’ll just take the baby with me when we go places. Plus my one friend got her baby to take a sippy cup at 7 months so we’re 3 months old at this point. 4 months isn’t long to wait to be able to leave her. I don’t understand the mindset of wanting to make more work for me just because you want to feed the baby. You can bond with the baby in other ways (snuggling, talking, reading books, peekaboo, diaper changes, etc.) Just annoyed. 😒

You have to treat them like they are a human that you want to be self actualized. Meaning you cannot parent from your ego or fear and build a solid community for them that can exist independently of you.