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@TonySeruga The guy with the camera cant outrun the big cat, but the bullet can. Idk why self defense is controversial

To every single keyboard commando, ranch-owning keyboard warrior, and "scaredy-cat" PhD who flooded the comments with this masterpiece of tactical genius: Oh, bless your fragile little hearts. You watched a man on a remote trail, gun already drawn, screaming "GET BACK, MOTHERFUCKER" at a 120-pound mountain lion that was staring him down like a free all-you-can-eat buffet, ears pinned forward, teeth flashing, refusing to budge an inch — and your galaxy-brain takeaway was "warning shot, bro." A warning shot. Because in your expert opinion, formed exclusively from Call of Duty cutscenes and that one time your mom's tabby ran from the vacuum, apex predators are just big scaredy-cats who need a polite "hey, this is my trail, kthx" in the form of a 9mm skyrocket. The lion's already decided you're lunch, adrenaline is pumping, it's 20 feet away and closing, but sure — let's play Disney wildlife educator and waste the one round you might actually need while it covers that distance in a single goddamn leap. Brilliant. Darwin's watching and he's crying laughing. "Pathetic... even people who break into homes get a warning shot." My dude, burglars don't have 4-inch canines and the ability to sever your spine before you finish clicking a Yelp star. This isn't a home invasion; this is nature's home invasion, and the intruder is the 150-pound murder machine that evolved specifically to turn hikers into protein shakes. You didn't "invade her territory" — you were on a public trail minding your business while she was auditioning for the role of "Final Boss." But go off, king. Tell us more about how you'd have "postured up and been loud" while holding your phone in one hand and your balls in the other. And the absolute chef's kiss — the Texas ranch owner who's been hunting since he was 8: "This is straight pussy shit. Grow a pair." Sir, the only thing you've grown is a false sense of security from shooting paper targets and deer that don't fight back. Real talk: your entire "experience" evaporates the second something with actual claws looks at you like a value meal. This guy didn't flinch, didn't run, didn't cry for his mommy — he stood ground, gave verbal commands, kept the gun ready, and only fired when the animal made it crystal clear it wasn't leaving without a souvenir. That's not a "pussy." That's called not dying. But please, keep lecturing from your air-conditioned F-150 about how you'd have heroically scared it off with a single magical warning shot that somehow never fails, never provokes a charge, and never leaves you standing there with an empty chamber and a very angry cat. You people aren't wildlife experts. You're not even weekend warriors. You're the reason natural selection needs a group chat. The mountain lion showed more balls in 28 seconds than all of you combined have in your entire comment history. Next time a predator decides you're dinner, just remember: the guy in the video went home. You would've gone viral as "Texas Man Becomes Mountaing Lion Chow After Epic Warning Shot Fail." Stay safe out there, keyboard legends. The wilderness is already full of apex predators — it doesn't need any more from the replies. 🤡

@yoongirafim @sserapics Because they think they can't sing (based off of one clip from years ago after arguably the worst hate train of 4th gen)

@sserapics 🥺 She always pushes herself too hard… honestly, all LE SSERAFIM members do. It’s obvious in all their practice videos. Why are people hating on such nice, talented, and hardworking girls?

Kazuha joined LE SSERAFIM last, after "FEARLESS" rehearsals had already started. To catch up, she trained alone in an empty room for hours, barefoot, until the soles of her feet turned completely black. All while telling herself, "I have to train twice as hard as the others" *This was the Japanese show to form the next prelude group #LE_SSERAFIM #르세라핌

@Dildo_BSwaggins @Tectone I kinda miss the old outros

One of the greatest men was born on this day. A man who changed the very course of history. A man I have a great amount of respect for. A man whom without his existence the world would be a much worse place. A man who did what had to be done when everyone else told him he was crazy and an evil vile man. Happy Birthday Asmongold.

@jamiehalldorson @ianmiles I'm not gonna report an account for sarcasm

@ianmiles Report this account! The lying needs to stop!

Loving father of eight slain by police in Louisiana. RIP.

@330Thunderbird @LeesiBB @SheeGee Pro gun state? Sure. Now look at the county

@LeesiBB @SheeGee Even worse is that this happened in Texas. To make probably the most pro-gun state in the US revoke your gun permit is quite astonishing

why is the guy who has a 10 year protective order against him regarding his ex gf commenting on relationships at all lol

@MariaGraceVT Idk why not being a hoe is so controversial. Men and women could learn a thing or 2 about controlling their urges

@sakuhuh I fail to see where porn brain rot relates to spitting on a camera

you porn brain rotted freaks ruin everything go to therapy

@tofupachan @Tectone @Sykkuno Dang, must've missed that in the court documents.

@Tectone @Sykkuno And then there’s you raping your girl and sexually assaulting her…fall back fatty, we dont need your think-piece

A message from me and my girlfriend

@Joe__Bassey Who sold the slaves?

No lies detected…

@maaaytlasi @Newjeansbm Didn't NewJeans and MHJ name drop Le Sserafim in their court hearings? It wasn't just NewJeans vs Illit, it was NewJeans vs Illit and Le Sserafim

@Newjeansbm Pour ce qui est des fan de LE SSERAFIM je n’ai jamais compris pourquoi ils se sont rajouté dans l’histoire new jeans vs illit, les bunnies ont pas donner de la haine sur ce groupe c’était littéralement tous les fandom. Elle ont été détester pour coachella et leurs bad vocal (je

I wonder how Yunjin feels now, after saying she wanted to change the idol industry, seeing fans blame all the hate LE SSERAFIM faced since debut on NewJeans. Bad encore? NewJeans’ fault. Coachella criticism? NewJeans again. Even their own mistakes get pushed onto another group.

@Vallantsaf @sammyshaped Was this in QP or arcade? As far as I know, comp doesn't have the April fools voice lines.

@sammyshaped Lost a game last night cause I genuinely did not realize mei was ulting bruh whatever she says this patch is deadass not audible it’s like 2 words😭

can we get normal voice lines back its april 11th bruh

@RainZzaip @far_middle @naaycoqui A 2 second clip of someone pulling their dogs tail vs a 9 second clip of someone pulling their dogs tail shows the same thing: a dog got their tail pulled, which is dangerous. Imagine if someone yoinked your spine. How long the clip is that shows it doesn't matter.

@far_middle @naaycoqui 2 second clip btw

your boyfriend shocked his dog, lied about it, and you didnt give a shit Disappointing :(

@haradolll @jencoholic This is the average kpop stan. Fiending for drama.

@jencoholic I’m so mad I fell out of K-pop right before this 😭😭 so much scrumptious drama I could’ve experienced 😔

maturing is realizing it was even worse of a performance than we thought

Map Voting Changes in #Overwatch 🗺️ Starting in Season 2, if a map receives an overwhelming number of votes, it will automatically win. Maps will also display which side you start on, and a random option will be added. What do you think of the updates? 💭

You can hear breathing AND the clapping.

@marvelgirlxo @Phxbias1 Isn't she like 22 though?

@Phxbias1 Like not everyone has to look like they just turned 18-20 in a video game 😭😭 she still looks young too but better on the left.

The way the “wokies” side looks better yall frying me 😭😭

@YetWith @_SaturnOW_ Nova? I hope I'm thinking of a different person (Uberhaxornova)

@_SaturnOW_ I feel like lolcow should be reserved for “people” like chrischan and nova not just some fat racist guy thats bad at overwatch

Incredible image

@wathicn Their name certainly isn't original

being original is so peak

@Greenpig117 @xxzzxzxxzxz There we go changing definitions again

@xxzzxzxxzxz I’m talking about hitscan as a role, not a weapon type. Sombra is a flex dps. The weapon type is fine but the playstyle of a hitscan dps (Ashe, cass, etc) is a different thing

We have enough hitscan

@iMBuku @harukaawake Yeah? The party of Tacoma I worked in was pretty ghetto. A lot of violence in general

@kIDNEYKid1999 @harukaawake Now I know you’re lying 😂 TACOMA?!?

Could you please tell me who was attacking Asians during COVID? I’ll wait.