Kristo Käärmann

@erikkaju Someone with a root password.

@kaarmann Who decided this?

My company finally blocked Linux laptops yesterday. The first day on a Mac feels like going from a manual gearbox to automatic. Getting anywhere feels so slow, and excrutiatingly boring.

@libertymonk working on my charm

@kaarmann If only you had some pull at the company, maybe you could sway that decision.

@LukasHozda Not god. The security team.

Sometimes God sends you a sign to look for a new job

Because of you, @okta !

And I didn't get crucified 🙏

@jorgesanchoman you can do that today, open a jar and split your money.

@kaarmann — I'm a Wise customer (GBP account). You have the BlackRock money market fund and stock trading. What's missing: a 50/50 or 25/75 portfolio in the currency the client already holds. No FX conversion. The pieces are already there.

Chegou o cartão da @Wise edição da Copa 🇧🇷. Só faltou colocar suporte pra Samsung Pay pra ficar perfeito.

Where are you gonna move next? wise.com/gb/cost-of-liv…

Time to move! (we made a game)

⚽️💳 Wise @Wise launches FIFA World Cup 2026 edition digital cards. Rep your team and pay at the World Cup @FIFAWorldCup

Whoever came up with this campaign at @Wise is a genius 🤫

@JzMotion @Wise Fixing it. Workaround - press "Enter" instead of the button :)

@kaarmann @Wise @kaarmann proud to be a shareholder! Congrats! Btw having some difficulty signing up for ownwise program after receiving the email invite. Upon entering my info the button does not seem to advance. Is this something on my end or is the team looking into?

The @wise marketing team going to town on Times Square today.

Hello NYC

On a $1000 invoice at today's exchange rates, I'd receive €784.39 from PayPal or €850.34 from @Wise. That's a €66 difference and a total gut punch. In the past, I've told clients I'd pay any wire or transfer fees if they swapped payment method. They've all said yes.

@steven_finch @Wise What's the sub-segment within MSCI World that you don't want to have exposure to?

@kaarmann @Wise Can you not provide more index options, etc? It feels like there are a lot of missed opportunities within your platform and the amount of users you have globally.

When the stock markets are ripping, then so does my @Wise current account with the Stocks feature. Ofc in the months when markets go down I will lose money. Therefore money is at risk with Stocks.

@uncleweed @Wise You're right. Sorry to say, not yet in Japan. Working on it.

@kaarmann @Wise Big fan, long time user, resident in Japan, I don't think it's available here unless I'm missing something?

@stalmico @Wise Robots are not giving advice here.

@kaarmann @Wise wise basically turned into a robo advisor without saying it

@JorisFalter @Wise For the last many years wise.com/help/articles/…

@kaarmann @Wise There are stocks on Wise?