Kaleb Beard
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We signed Tua, Jahan Dotson, Azeez Ojulari, and a backup TE for a MASSIVE $10 million combined btw
Cam@42Cyc
How every NFL team did this offseason:
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The Oscars In Memoriam ignored him but I cannot. He was my friend. I put him in five films.
In early January I buried James “PJ” Ransone after he committed suicide…
He was a complex, funny, talented, and undeniably reckless person. He was wildly alive and deeply loved.
I know he said some infuriating things online, but the last time I saw him, he cried with regret for all of that. “I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings,” he said.
Please don’t trash him here.
He is dearly missed.

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@TFG_Football Man who tf IS on that team atp. QB1, WR1, Edge 1, all gone.
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Can Dolphins fans finally get off my back for taking a WR at 11 every Mock?😅
What a move for Denver!!!
Tom Pelissero@TomPelissero
Blockbuster! The Dolphins are sending star WR Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos pending a physical, sources tell me and @RapSheet.
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@MoveTheSticks Jermod McCoy. Struggling with injuries and didn’t test out do to that. Healing too slow to bank on an early pick when healthier players are there. They don’t want Caleb Farley.
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If you're top right you need to be checked into a mental institution.
Kurt Benkert@KurtBenkert
Which type of person are you?
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@Rylee_nikola @VisionaryVoid Yeah I’m aware. On the same table in his hotel room with colleagues doesn’t make sense.
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@kaleb_beard @VisionaryVoid Well, back then, security camera were not a thing . They were called loaded guns.
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In 1871, a man was on trial for murder in a packed Ohio courtroom, facing a certain death sentence, until his own lawyer committed the ultimate sacrifice to prove his innocence.
Thomas McGehan was accused of shooting a man during a barroom brawl. The prosecution’s case was ironclad: witnesses claimed McGehan had drawn his pistol and fired a fatal shot.
But his defense attorney, Clement Vallandigham, had a different theory. He believed the victim had accidentally shot himself while trying to draw his own weapon from a kneeling position. To the jury, it sounded like a desperate fairy tale—until Vallandigham decided to show them.
In his hotel room before the final closing argument, Vallandigham set up a demonstration for his legal team. He placed two pistols on a table: one loaded, one supposedly empty.
He picked up what he believed was the empty weapon, tucked it into his pocket, and knelt on the floor to recreate the victim's final moments. As he pulled the gun to show how it could snag on clothing and discharge upward into the abdomen, a deafening crack shattered the room's silence.
Vallandigham had grabbed the loaded pistol by mistake. He had successfully demonstrated that the shooting could be an accident—by accidentally shooting himself in the exact same spot as the victim.
He clutched his stomach, realizing the gravity of his error, but remained focused on the mission. He survived long enough to complete the trial's narrative.
The jury, having witnessed the "demonstration" of a lifetime, reached a verdict in minutes: Not Guilty. Thomas McGehan walked free, a transformed man.
Vallandigham, however, died the next morning from his wounds. He is the only lawyer in history to win a murder trial by successfully executing the crime on himself in front of the witnesses.

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@jmthrivept Probably Miami. Waddle and a few semi proven pass catchers. Top two in Washington is decent, but after that it’s a lot of guys who have already somewhat failed.
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Only one man killed 11 people in different locations in under two minutes without even being there.
360waves@MrAbbeetim
Who is the greatest Mastermind?
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@AdamSchefter @KlutchSports Falcons fans who is he and is he any good
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Former Falcons free-agent LB Arnold Ebiketie is signing a one-year, $7.3 million max deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, including $4.3 million fully guaranteed, per Damarius Bilbo of @KlutchSports. Ebiketie had eight sacks the past two seasons, and the Eagles are hoping for more of the same.

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@SamMonsonNFL We need him and Kirk’s agent in the HOF. No one doing it like them.
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Daniel Jones has now fleeced two different teams for big money based off very little high-end play.
Fair fucks to his agent.
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
A breakdown of Daniel Jonea’ two-year deal: 🏈$88 million base value 🏈$50 million fully guaranteed at signing 🏈$60 million guaranteed for injury. 🏈Max value of $100 million, making it the largest two-year contract in NFL history, per agents Brian Murphy and Andrew Kessler.
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