Milady Teresa

Your real job is to make yourself adaptable responsive intelligent & skillful in as many situations as possible.Tevis R Trower #Librarian

Overheard at the hotel buffet: David’s wife: “David, do you want a yoghurt?” David, from the cooked breakfast area: “No thank you, darling… I haven’t come on holiday to eat yoghurt.”

I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 3 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I’m tired

Babies' reactions when their mothers lie down.

@AgathaChocolats George marched all day, food now!

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

Introverts be like: “I want to be invited, but I don’t want to go.”

The Half-Life of Marie Curie by Lauren Gunderson. @ensembletheatre Sydney. Review by Frank Hatherley. stagewhispers.com.au/reviews/half-l…

HOW YOU KNOW THE MOVIE YOU'RE WATCHING IS AN ACTION MOVIE The protagonist says "but my wife is on that submarine" "but my daughter is on the rollercoaster" "but my corgi is in that taxi" "but my college ring is in that yard sale" "but my toothbrush is on that spaceship"

Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions

For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

“You wanted this on and you’re not even watching it!” “I AM!” Narrator: They were both on their phones.

@AgathaChocolats Mmm Grandma how plump you are..

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity

@SamNeillOBE You’re old fashioned 🤓

@emjanerothwell Cosy, but first day of summer here

Does anyone mind if I start posting wintery, cozy, holiday, Christmas-y scenes now? I love this scene from the world of Grahame’s The Wind in the Willows…sweet dreams, everyone ♥️✨ (art by Chris Dunn)

When you ask someone what they want for Christmas and they say “I’ll have a think and let you know!” You know they’re definitely not going to: a) have a think b) let you know

Word of the Day is ‘fudgelling’ (18th century: pretending to be extremely busy whilst not doing very much at all.

@prof_fantasy The Dark is Rising - Susan Cooper Series

@goodreads Series

Would you rather read a standalone book, or get into a new series?

@cathywilcox1 @smh It’s …

@cathywilcox1 @smh A scientist would say it full. 😂

@merkin_about China red

I need some serious cheering up. Tomorrow I'm getting my nails done, & it's my birthday next week, so what colour?? Help me out, Twitter.