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Milady Teresa

@kalgrl

Fully vaccinated Librarian on the loose from the desert. “Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Hitchens🌈🌈 #hufflepuff

'Isthmus’ Western Australia Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Milady Teresa
Milady Teresa@kalgrl·
Your real job is to make yourself adaptable responsive intelligent & skillful in as many situations as possible.Tevis R Trower #Librarian
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VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Overheard at the hotel buffet: David’s wife: “David, do you want a yoghurt?” David, from the cooked breakfast area: “No thank you, darling… I haven’t come on holiday to eat yoghurt.”
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Introvert Problems@IntrovertProbss·
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 3 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I’m tired
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
Babies' reactions when their mothers lie down.
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Introvert Problems@IntrovertProbss·
Introverts be like: “I want to be invited, but I don’t want to go.”
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the.effing.librarian
the.effing.librarian@effinglibrarian·
HOW YOU KNOW THE MOVIE YOU'RE WATCHING IS AN ACTION MOVIE The protagonist says "but my wife is on that submarine" "but my daughter is on the rollercoaster" "but my corgi is in that taxi" "but my college ring is in that yard sale" "but my toothbrush is on that spaceship"
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Fake Library Statistics
Fake Library Statistics@FakeLibStats·
Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions
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Susie Dent
Susie Dent@susie_dent·
For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.
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VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
“You wanted this on and you’re not even watching it!” “I AM!” Narrator: They were both on their phones.
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Emily Jane Rothwell 🖤🌸🖋️
Does anyone mind if I start posting wintery, cozy, holiday, Christmas-y scenes now? I love this scene from the world of Grahame’s The Wind in the Willows…sweet dreams, everyone ♥️✨ (art by Chris Dunn)
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
When you ask someone what they want for Christmas and they say “I’ll have a think and let you know!” You know they’re definitely not going to: a) have a think b) let you know
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Susie Dent@susie_dent·
Word of the Day is ‘fudgelling’ (18th century: pretending to be extremely busy whilst not doing very much at all.
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Goodreads@goodreads·
Would you rather read a standalone book, or get into a new series?
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I need some serious cheering up. Tomorrow I'm getting my nails done, & it's my birthday next week, so what colour?? Help me out, Twitter.
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