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I'm your plug to sew Santa Claus costume or any costume at all The client just sent us the picture of the gentleman they wanted to use, and we @Kharahs_Touch delivered in record time. And it's cost friendly too.

@MeetJMB Wetin Agatha do you???! We ate peaceful people oh. Just big balls og sunshine wrapped in a small body with a sprinkle of "we no go gree".🤣

Good morning, siblings, My name is Joel Moses Babatunde, popularly known as Oga HR for my audacious work in the HR space. I am an HR professional, consulting across industries including music, financial technology, hospitality, health, law, fashion, media, energy, and more, with @DearHRhq When I am not designing people engagement strategies, policies, and frameworks, I am fully immersed in the business of workforce. Two major announcements are coming soon. I am the convener of the African Workforce Summit, a gathering for both tech and non-tech professionals across the African workforce - @AWFSummit I am also a talent manager. I am an only child, which is why I call my community members my siblings. I am a failed chef, so when you see my cooking escapades as Chef B, please be kind. A few in-house notes: Agatha will always be a witch and a devil. Remote workers, in my opinion, do not take their baths. Lizzy Baby is my mum, and JMF is my dad. For some reason, people say I am possessed, but I do not agree. Above all, I am a peaceful man. I joke more than I am serious, I do not look for trouble, and I am not stubborn. However, if trouble comes my way, it will be contained. You are welcome to my world.

@UmarsDaughter @fiyinsiku Same here!🤣🤣

@fiyinsiku Do you know I almost believed this until I saw what she quoted 😁😁😁 Oh lawd!

No, there's something called "Uterine Vanishing Syndrome." As soon as a woman turns 40, her uterus vanishes. Ask the women around you, they'd confirm it.

@ObaDeleke 😫😫😫😫

Plateau is bleeding 💔💔💔

I kid you not, the coming of Jesus is near. This afternoon God spoke to me, I know what I heard. He has seen the suffering of His children, and He will not allow it to continue anymore. He said clearly, “My return is near.” He is coming. Please prepare your heart for Him. Nothing in this world is worth losing your soul over. 🙏

@OgeDichiVic They'll call you pick me in...1,2,3 I've always said women should learn, understand, and stay in their God ordained roles and there'll be peace in marriages and relationships. Thank you nne.

I just remembered something. In April 2025, one of my hairstylists told me she was getting married and wanted me in her bridal train. I told her I’m married to a traditional man o😂😂, so I would inform my husband first, not because he controls me, but because he deserves to be aware. When I told him, he said no problem and asked if I needed anything. I said I’d let him know. She added me to the WhatsApp group, fixed the wedding for September, and I bought the Asoebi for myself and my baby. I even sent it to my tailor early because I don’t like rush work. Then in May, I lost my dad.💔 We fixed his burial for June, and the mourning started fully after that. A few weeks to the September wedding, I reminded my husband again. That was when he said NO I didn’t ask him why immediately. I’ve learned something in marriage, when your husband says no, you don’t start firing “why?” instantly. You allow things to settle. On a calm day, you can ask respectfully. So I left it. Few days later, he asked how much the bridal contribution was so he could send me the money. I told him not to bother that I'll sort it out. He insisted I send the account details. On the wedding day, that night after church and everything, I finally asked him why he said I shouldn’t go. You know what he said? “You’re still mourning your dad. It’s not right for you to attend a wedding celebration.” I just looked at him and smiled. Imagine if I had argued that day he first said no, I might have created unnecessary chaos because of someone's wedding. He actually saved me from potential embarrassment. Imagine me dancing, celebrating, posting videos while still officially mourning my father. People would talk, and it wouldn’t just be about me. It would reflect on him too. Marriage has taught me wisdom. When the man you chose to do forever with says no, sometimes you pause, not because you’re weak, but because you trust his leadership. I’ve chosen to let him lead. And that’s it for me.

@Medzonetv Please cover the childs face...

A 5-day-old baby boy is brought to the clinic by his panicked mother. 🤱🏾 The mother points to the baby’s chest: “Doctor… he has breasts. And there is milk coming out.”🍼 Examination shows bilateral, firm breast tissue. A small amount of milky white fluid is leaking from the nipples. No signs of infection. No pain on palpation. What is the diagnosis?👇

@ZenithBank Riddle this @ZenithBank Every other bank sends monthly automated statements to their customers, you don't. When requested for, you wanna charge. Customers service is shitty and client officer never responds. How's that for excellent service?

Riddle This! Three friends bought a bag, a pair of shoes, and a wrist watch. Ada didn't buy the bag. Tunde didn't buy the wrist watch. Ngozi didn't buy the shoes. Who bought what?

@miriam_ferd @miss__hooper Use size 3 baby diapers, buy yara, huggies, sofcare, kisskiss or any foriegn one....counting ones. It's like 100 or 150 naira

@miss__hooper Adult diaper is expensive 😭

Whoever recommended sleeping in a diaper on your period?????? Your hair will grow long Your skin will clear and glow Your money will never run out BEST HACK EVER!!!!!!!!! I slept on my back, my stomach, my side! No leaks, no stains AND I felt quite dry!! Wow wow wow!😭😭❤️❤️

Tonight I declare before everyone that Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior! Repost if you’re with me!

The day the trumpet sounds and the rapture happens, it will become the LONGEST trending topic on social media. Some of us won’t be here to see it happen. But trust me “rapture,” “Jesus Christ,” “Heaven,” and “afterlife” will all be trending. You might say, “Well Pere, how do you know this?” I see how you all relate to the subject now… as though the event will never happen. When it does, those who are still here will make it trend, because you’ll be talking about it day and night.

@ZenithBank @ZenithBank @b_zenithbank_v One year later, We're back to the matter of monthly automated account statements. Is it not normal banking practice to recieve monthly automated statements? Your agent chose to ignore me at a point.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC INFORMATION!! #ZenithBank #ScamAlert

@ZenithBank @ZenithBank One year later, We're back to the matter of monthly automated account statements. Is it not normal banking practice to recieve monthly automated statements? Your agent chose to ignore me at a point.

Tell us your answer in the comments. #ZenithBank #ThankYou

@Onome_Benson_ May I plug my business here, please? I make classy, pocket friendly clothes and sell strictly Non Tarnish jewelry for men and women. I no dey dissapoint. Location is Lagos to the world 🌎

@DONJAZZY @YouTube Love love love it

Johnny Drille - Last Forever (Lyric Video) youtu.be/gBg7PW_rNf4?si… via @YouTube

@ObaDeleke Fantastic

Aw r u?

@SirDavidBent Scriptures describe pastors as leaders appointed to care for, teach, and protect the church through sound doctrine, setting a godly example, and feeding the congregation with knowledge. Some people maybe need to change churches.

There's no difference between your pastors & salesmen. A salesman sells you products & services. Your pastors sell you false hopes & dreams. 🤝

@_mrwill Amen

If you have a business through which you can receive contracts in million or billions, say amen under this post.

@_mrwill Amen

God will intervene

@teecy_cfc @Edogboeneche @SemiNigerian Every human has a body, spirit, and soul. Suicide is murder of one's self. It is a sin against man and God who gave life. No, they do not rest in peace. Sadly.

@Edogboeneche @SemiNigerian How do you know this? 🤔 I'm not trolling oh 🙏

People new to Twitter might not know Andy, but back in the day…. He was one of the guys you went to when you need PR. His beautiful write ups will just brighten up your day. Hanging out with him was so much fun, he always had a smile on his face. It’s well, rest in peace Lazywrita.

@HenshawKate @EstherUmoh10 Thank you for following me mama❤️

@karaagalliasis @EstherUmoh10 My dear, you will enter the new year intact!! Amen ❤️

Maybe this will bring the governor some shame and he will do something about the terrible state of roads in the state.