mike

look at that boy

All adventurous women do.

i’ve been trying to go home my whole life

in the corner straight up “losin it" and by “it” , haha, well lets just say... My religion

There is no version of my reality where I don't see a successful and extraordinary life. Not a single one. That's how much I believe in myself.”

@NiallFraser8 my best friend just lost her entire business and you’re using this catastrophe to post racist memes. have some shame

First image of the proposed new building in Glasgow has been released. One that “Reflects modern and diverse Glasgow”

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

celibacy is Hot! #donttouchMe

praying to god is low key embarrassing. girl if He wanted to He would

movie producer girlfriend: i can fix him in post

(pulling apart yin and yang) break it up break it up

A federal judge has ruled that Luigi Mangione will not face the death penalty for allegedly killing UnitedHealthcare’s former CEO. (edition.cnn.com/2026/01/30/us/…)

coming to a beautiful woman with no offerings is kinda crazy when you think about it

Zohran Mamdani is the first Democratic politician to understand that the way to win Trump over is to play to the fact that he is obviously bisexual

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

you’re in her dms. im trying to move a glass with my mind from across my room. i don’t know who either of you are

I hope your 2026 treats you the way you treat trans women.