uncle k8lyn ???

why was i mewing

@LE0_LMA0 the shade of purple she’s wearing id definitely a spring color

happy the middle of may!

okay

oxford comma discourse in 2026

This is just the baltimore orioles farm system

ben shapiro is on instagram reels reacting to clips from euphoria

Interview tip: when the boss asks if you have any questions for them, ask what their body count is 💯

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

in good will hunting imagine if when he asked do you like apples the guy was like not really no

no disrespect to the hotel staff but i sort of feel like letting your guests check out any time they like but not actually allowing them to leave is just bad policy

@OleSkippy thanks!

@katttesquad (Respectfully) u are gorgeous

Do yall remember when people called her a man over her pfp. And she looks like this????????

Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come

when the first date includes filling up your car with gas and buying a new tv >>

Bare minimum 40 dollars would need to be given to me in exchange for unmuting this

sometimes people ask me advice about how my hair is long and healthy and i usually say it’s mostly genetics (which is true) but then they’ll be like yeah i use heat on my hair and slick it back tight af and use 1000 products it’s like okay lets start there sister.

Happy Mother's Day 💐

@Slogs1231 @bad_takes I’ve taken my wife to a lot of stuff, but she’s a normie. I think the closest we ever got to breaking up was after a Conner O’Malley show.

marshawn lynch is my favorite actor

@gryllsch yo

@katttesquad yo