Kaydi Wingo

@kayleeswitzer AND NOW WE LOVE KAYLEE SWITZER AND TURNPIKE

The 1975 did not release Somebody Else for y’all to be crying over a song called Drivers License

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

🎄♥️✨ #NewProfilePic

macbooks really have the audacity to huff and puff and have panic attacks when i chronically have too many tabs open... girl, i paid $1,300 for you! go to therapy!

November 30th December 1st

HR: What is your reason for taking PTO today? Me: Michael B Jordan being named Sexiest Man Alive

sign language should be mandatory in middle school / high school / college. everyone should be able to communicate with a deaf individual!!!!

It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to the beach and I’m just gonna let him go crazy

Brek - “I think my baby’s broken, all she does is sleep.” Me - “Yeah, she’s developing, she’s tired.” Brek - “You’re developing a headache in my head.” He might be my niece’s father, but someone get this man out of my house. 🙄

Gosh dang, Cody Johnson’s songs sure do have a way of making me wanna be in love.

Me: I look good today The self checkout camera: You’re built like this

@HEEL_Braxton Oh yeah that too 😂🙃

i look away when they pull their phone out😂

SHE REALLY ASKED THEM FOR HUGS WHAT THE HECK #TheBachelorette

Chris Harrison to Dale in the La Quinta court yard: You are proposing TONIGHT! #TheBachelorette