sweet honey depressiion

@N1archv Racist: You blacks should stop being lazy and go to school and get a job. Black person: *Goes to school, gets a job" Also racist: Stop letting these blacks go to school and get jobs

new york niggas turn 35 and that fitted never comes off in public again. its basically hijab

Going to start commenting “not all men” when someone says “Men are providers and protectors.”

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcohol 2. Running 10 miles before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21 9. Weekly hinge dates 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions” 14. Plants and the environment 15. Traveling

@_whoisdiamond @AlveenahDeborah @HOTBOYLEEKS is it still quote on quote abused?

@AlveenahDeborah @HOTBOYLEEKS did i say i wanted him to pick me?? HUSH UP DUMMY ! y’all pmo so bad acting like each girl he “abused” didn’t take him back after or they aren’t friends now.

Chris Brown getting a low review on his album and him taking it out on a woman is so expected

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

you try to find a Beyoncé song to walk down the aisle to & every song starts so beauty & then is like i’d rather chop off my fingers & choke & die than to spend ten seconds without you. its like sister wait slow down 😭

“do you smoke?” non smokers: “no” cig smokers: “yes” weed smokers: “smoke what?”

I want to unpack the phenomenon of black women in their early 40s that dislike Megan or Beyonce but love Chris brown

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

Hi, so the woman who carried and gave birth to me was 13 years old, celebrated her 14th birthday only days before I was born. I should’ve been aborted. It’s really terrible that she was made to carry and birth a baby while she was a child herself. Am I happy to be alive? Yes. Absolutely. Very happy to be here. Would I be mad had I been aborted? No, I wouldn’t exist, I wouldn’t feel anything. I shouldn’t exist. She was a child. The lives of girls/women are more valuable than fetuses.

New York girls are so funny to me yesterday the lady next to me in the bowling alley kept missing pins and just yelled “THEY DEAD ASS BUGGIN THIS SHIT MAD RIGGED IMMA SLAP THE MANAGER” sister ok pls not in the lucky strike

Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity.

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

Happy birthday, weed

Beyoncé couldn't help herself 😂 it took 8 seconds for her to recover lol

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF