George Knapman

@robp1889 Trying to but it won’t let me message you?!

@alfiebiggs03 What a load of shite

Incredible piece of work this!

⚪️🔐 Archie Gray has completed medical and signed contract valid until June 2030 as new Tottenham player. ↪️ Joe Rodon will go to Leeds Utd, as expected. Here we go, confirmed.

@JoshBarden @Jurgegenpress2 @jonty_smith86 Hahahahaha

@Jurgegenpress2 @jonty_smith86 @kdiddypannn

Jamie Carragher at 0:14

This has done me in. #TraitorsUK

@RichHarrris @fesshole Bravo 👏🏼

@fesshole Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your 19 years.

Matthew Perry died yesterday. I'm a Friends fan so very sad but it's another reminder I've not had sex since the month the series ended. Resolved to finally do it again & might even dedicate it to his memory.

Someone call Pedro Mendes and tell him to get his boots back on.

@pj_butcher @HLTCO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Is this juvenile? Yes. Did it put a smile on my face and improve my day? Absolutely.

Tottenham have now verbal agreement in place with Leicester to sign James Maddison, here we go! 🚨⚪️ #THFC Personal terms agreed, deal ready for £40m fee after talks advanced to final stages yesterday night. Next steps: medical tests, documents being prepared and then signed.

Forever gonna be in this man’s debt

@ThrussellJames @LastWordOnSpurs @standardsport Couldn’t put it better than that 👏🏼

@LastWordOnSpurs @standardsport Bet he is happy. No pressure at spurs to do anything of real note. 7 star hotel on the training ground, amazing wages for being bang average. He’s not going to get anything better is he? Loser for me, body language of a loser, talks like a loser. First out the door for me.

🚨Eric Dier is locked in talks with Tottenham Hotspur over a new three-year contract. ✍️The England international is believed to be very happy at Spurs and negotiations have been positive between all parties ahead of agreeing a deal until 2026. 🗞️[@StandardSport] #THFC | #COYS

@JoshBarden @barstoolsports Nada

@barstoolsports @kdiddypannn got fuck all on you

People have officially gotten too good at Guitar Hero twitter.com/moschinodorito…

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!! MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

How many times am I going to sit here and watch Eric Dier make mistakes that cost goals? Not even funny anymore #thfc #BRETOT

@Jordanjames781 @tonylatanza @AlbertLuque9 @fesshole My guy just got absolutely told 😂😂😂😂

@tonylatanza @AlbertLuque9 @fesshole Nothing to think about. We’re fans, we don’t own the club. We support what’s on the pitch not who owns us, PIF owning nufc have got the likes of you rambling on about there human rights so therefore it’s a good thing as otherwise it’d never get discussed, THINK ABOUT THAT !

Lent a friend £10k a few years ago. He paid me back three days before he unexpectedly died. His dad knew about the loan and dropped off a cheque for the full amount. Widow also paid me from the estate. Easy 20k profit but do feel a bit bad

am hungry 😂😂 twitter.com/JoeW67_/status…

@HotspurCentraI It’s the first sentence I have the problem with

@kdiddypannn Re-read the second sentence. Once one goes in, he’s gonna have no trouble. It’s a confidence thing

Son was much improved today, looked like his proper self. All that’s missing is that first goal to get his shooting boots firing

@JoshBarden @joe_wxm A touch gutted it wasn’t Torquay but still class

@joe_wxm @kdiddypannn