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@ExcelHumor Using a mouse is not that bad

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@codewsuchi I was looking for a job and then I found a job… and heaven knows I’m miserable now

Finally placed 🥳🎉 Thank you, God.

@pritishposwal Just curious,how did you get the data of percentile vs Percentage for boards and then average grad score of engineers and standard deviation. And by what factor are you increasing cat score of 2024 by 2023

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@kapsology Bhai sleeper coach me kabse “hefty” charges lagne laga tatkal me. Only hefty charges in tatkal is in 2nd AC and above and in Premium Tatkal

Imagine you are traveling in a Sleeper coach of Indian Railways with your family. You have reserved your seat in advance or by paying hefty tatkal charges. You have a wife, old parents, or kids with you in the journey. Imagine them going to the washroom in a crowded reserved coach like this under the visionary leadership of @AshwiniVaishnaw ji

@vaniIlaessence Then don’t watch

@BromActivist I don’t understand, that letter is just a complain/ request. Anyone can make any kind of request. FOS will be in shambles if action against that person will be taken, which is not the case

@IndieKnopfler India and Indian constitution is not secular

Banks are closed. Offices are closed. Courts will be closed. Not that it matters anymore but 22nd will be the final nail in the coffin of the secular character of the Indian state.

@peeleraja Mutton is expensive. And in non veg overall average value will be more compared to veg where the most expensive item is paneer but they offset that by cheaper vegetables

Want to know how insiduous caste-based vegetarianism in India is? Most office and college buffets have a "nonveg" option that is more expensive than the veg option. If you are a party host too, you will be charged more to add one chicken dish to the meal. Almost all these buffets have a paneer dish. Even meat eaters accept this pricing as we commonly think that meat is more expensive. But is it? Paneer retails at 400-500 rupees a kilo. Chicken retails at half that price. Even if you consider the bone wastage as 50%, boneless chicken can be bought at the same rate as paneer. Chicken is not more expensive than paneer. You are just conditioned to think that it is. Some types of fish are cheaper than chicken. And let us not get into the pork/beef debate. You are everyday brainwashed to be ashamed of being a meat eater. But this is a lie.

@Akshat_World I didn’t get this conclusion. How does this mean we are borrowing more domestically? You showed that our borrowing as %of GDP is decreasing and our %external borrowing has remained more or less constant, doesn’t that mean our domestic borrowing is decreasing?

This indirectly means that: we are borrowing more domestically. Going forward, it is quite likely that inflation (real inflation is going to be high). While the government data always underplays inflation, you need to be sensible here, to inflation-proof your investments.

[5] Second, you check: whether this borrowing is (external borrowing) or (domestic borrowing). Because if we borrow externally more, our economy gets controlled by foreign players. For this, check external borrowing as a % of GDP Here, nothing much has changed since 2005.

Travis Head ke bat me spring laga hai

@amanshukla81687 @Profdilipmandal Bhai tu jitne saal ka nahi hai usse 4 guna saal pehle se jyada ye pratha chali aarahi hai, kabhi apne se bahar logo ka culture bhi dekho.

@Profdilipmandal ये है अंधभविश्वास काली माता कभी भी किसी की बलि नही मागती, अगर देना है तो खुद कि बलि दो, ये हिंदू विरोधी जो भगवान को मानते ही नहीं वो सिर्फ अपने धर्म का अपमान करने के लिए ये सब ब्रेनवाश गेम खेल रहे है, इनसे बचे,

आज काली पूजा है और हम लोग इस दिन बकरे की बलि देते हैं। गाँव में इतने बकरे कट गए कि क्या बताएँ कि कितने बकरे कट गए। सारे सिर पुजारी ले जाते हैं। ये अनादि काल से चल आ रही शाश्वत परंपरा है। गाँव के एक दो गरीब परिवार बकरा नहीं ख़रीद पाते। उनको एक दो किलो कोई दयालु आदमी दे देता है। सबको मिलता है। एक भी परिवार भूखा नहीं रहता। काली पूजा के दिन कोई हमें बलि से रोकने की कोशिश भी न करे। हम बर्दाश्त नहीं कर पाएँगे। पूरा पूर्वी भारत विद्रोह कर देगा।

@DineshKumarLive Ha toh ye log pakka toll ke paise diye bina jaa rahe honge. Aajkal instagram reels pe ye Toll Na dena bohot trending me hogaya hai. Alag hi akad me rehte hai log. Aur wo mahila ne pehle uss aadmi ko maara, toh wo aadmi haath kyon na uthaye?

"महिला को खींचा,मुंह पर मुक्के मारे, फिर चहरे पर पाईप मारा,लात घूसों से दौड़ा दौड़ा कर पीटा" यह पूरा मामला हरियाणा के सोनीपत टोल प्लाजा का है। पति पत्नी को 15 टोल कर्मियों ने दौड़ा-दौड़ाकर पीटा।

Are these photos actually taken from an iPhone? #AppleEvent

@Niku_Singh_ @anandmahindra 24 X 7 doesn’t mean you work 24 hours everyday. That just means company runs 24X7 and hence you can be allotted any shift for 8 hours. And Sunday by default won’t be holiday but it can be any day in the week depending on your shift

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@BabazouRktv Anything!

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@Ravisutanjani Only 6.8 crore Indian filed ITR in FY22 compared to 1.6 Crores Indian in FY11. India population is 140 crores. Thos data only consider people who file ITR. You think this is the number of middle class?

🚨 Average Income of Middle-Class Indians FY13 - ₹4.4 Lakh FY22 - ₹13 Lakh It’s Almost Tripled in the Last 9 Years

@baxiabhishek You are complaining about censorship by doing censorship?

This is the original shot, by the way. The blue redaction is mine, of course. (Also, I know 'censor board' didn't do this CGI. This is via Universal Pictures obviously. The point was about Nolan's grand vision versus the butchered censored vision.)

Christopher Nolan: No CGI, IMAX cameras, shoot on film for best quality, specific aspect ratio, black and white. Censor board: Let's put a fake dress over the lady!

@HumansNoContext Excel thinks its 9 so 9

@MrNakulSingh @pradip103 He tweeted at 11:19 PM. This came in news from 10:40 PM. BJP minister tweeted at 10:50 pm

@pradip103 Only one name comes to my mind: Akhilesh Yadav. The news of the killing got to him real quick, even before many media channels, he was among the first to tweet about it at midnight. Does that ring a bell ? Seems like someone rang up to him and informed - "Mission Accomplished"

There is more than what meets the eye in criminal Atique Ahmad's killing. Why did the shooters chant ' Jai Shree Ram' in front of the media? Why did the shooters shoot him in presence of media personnel? Who had problem with #AtiqueAhmed 's testimony? 1/4

ख़तरनाक अपराधी अतीक अहमद और अशरफ़ की हत्या करने वाले ख़तरनाक अपराधियों के नाम क्या हैं? उनकी गाड़ी भी पलटेगी? …या नारा बचा लेगा? #AtiqueAhmed