keith robson

@RustyBComedian It’s like Alan’s soccermeter

I’m not always a huge fan of Piers Morgan, but I love in this moment how he turned full Louis Theroux and just let Russell carry on looking for his verse - the rustling of noisy paper, the look at the camera, Brand shrinking with each turn of the page. It’s beautiful.

@PJC_Sorare @JeremyTheExalte @BBCBreaking He was the Rembrandt of the mini roundabout.

@JeremyTheExalte @BBCBreaking Wonder what people will say when you die? I'd imagine 'sad news' won't make the list.

Former Radio 1 DJ and Live Aid presenter Andy Kershaw dies aged 66 bbc.in/3On8407

@maxrushden do you ever hear the term overdogs? Just thinking Sunderland are massive overdogs for tomorrow’s game, if we go too far ahead hope we don’t lose our lead.

Andrew detained at his brother’s pleasure.

@ShabbaR156105 @EvertonHeritage Had 3 with Sunderland

@EvertonHeritage Had a couple of good seasons at Newcastle with two fucked ankles

Played for EFC and FFC: not many better than this midfield general.

@DawnieF6340 @fesshole Voiced by Simon Greenall who has done a lot of great things including Michael the Geordie on Alan Partridge.

Former actor here. Rave reviews after an early stage performance and I was interviewed in the national press. Talked about the roles I dreamt of playing. King Lear, Hamlet, Richard III etc. Career highlight was an advert for car insurance.

@maxrushden Whenever I hear the name Trossard mentioned, I childishly say to my self Trossard Wonderbra

@fesshole Get ower it man.

I'm a male in my 30s, I have an Etsy store online since lockdown. Customers & their reviews assume I'm a female. Starting rolling with it, given myself a name and everything. Customers love her but now I can't show my friends my successful handmade store.

@paulross Stainless Steel is not magnetic so could slip through the net.

@fesshole Do you still love them in a roundabout way?

I broke up with my partner after almost 2 years just because they refused to indicate at roundabouts. When asked why they said they didn't need to. Infuriated me so much that I couldn't be in their car and I didn't want to be the only driver.

We’ve been bringing the How High and Sproston 35 guitars together all week. Just about to come off the bench, they look and feel great! Come and see them tomorrow at the Manchester Merch Market with @Tim_Burgess

@BakersTweet Have a look Charlie. My uncle Len was amazing. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

@BakersTweet My Great Uncle Len Gibson inspired Dave Stewart to play the guitar. Dave mentions him regularly including inn his autobiography. Keith Robson - Sunderland.

Our new guitar factory unit in Sunderland. We’ve finally got the setup we’ve dreamed of. So many good things about to happen this year…

@JulianDutton1 @DHBJones I always loved the way Captain Morgan got every word and syllable right!

#Viz45 When the history of British comedy is written Viz will straddle this last half-century like the Colossus of Rhodes. So good I treasure original artwork by Viz maestro @DHBJones, which hangs pride of place in my taxidermy room.

@0v0Gee @GeneaC1 @maddenifico Sadly yes. He is absolutely brilliant.

Pete Buttigieg is so fucking good at this. 🎯🎯🎯🙌🙏🌊🇺🇸

@_Jo_pu I think we all were. We’d just beat the Boro!

@keethropson Hopefully I wasn’t too tipsy 😮😂

Happy Sunday 🧡🤎 Up and fresh as a daisy 🌼 Looking forward to a few days off 🍂 Think I might hit the gym this morning to kick start my day x Have fun whatever your plans are 🎃

@Kitten2402 Romancing the Sharon Stone

Basic Instinct (1992) ❤️ #MichaelDouglas #SharonStone