keith morrison

Here we are now, entertain us.

She drama in color, she dreams in red.

There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don’t know how.

Yo, my cardio is infinite.

“You’re still alive” she said.

My name’s Mike D and I can do the Jerry Lewis!

I’m the lyrical Jesse James.

Jeremy spoke in class today.

@tommygeorge Yeah. It can catch us by surprise. It can come in waves. It can show up in strange moments.

Grief is weird.

@edwardscoby @AndreaCanning Aww, thanks!

If you were to end up on Dateline as a victim, who would you want to narrate your story? I’m going with @keithmorrison or @andreacanning

@WEMO i can’t login to my app and it won’t let me reset my PW. Help!

@Juhathewisefool @DatelineNBC You’re welcome.

@randis1003 I’m not.

Is @keithmorrison narrating the new political (crazy) ads for Citizens for Sanity? If not they have a really good voice actor imitating him

Just throwing this out there: Anyone running for government office in the U.S. should be required to pass an IQ test and a basic Civics test. Seriously.

Very disappointed in @dbarrett and @expensify for emailing me & all of their users his very partisan and flawed opinion on who he thinks you should vote for. Our organization will be looking for a new platform.

@NikeStore the SNKRS app won’t take my payment! It won’t go through

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I just ordered my favorite made-from-scratch dishes from @PFChangs online. Chopsticks up! order.pfchangs.com/menu/9821

politico.com/news/agenda/20… I’m not normally a fan of this site, but this is the question I’ve been asking for a while. What does the return to normalcy look like?