Kelvin Jewell

@TopherField @AlboMP @realDonaldTrump Despite @AlboMP’s ineptitude, the negation will/should be short: Pine Gap. Discussion over.

Ho boy. @AlboMP isn't exactly the first person you'd want on your side in a negotiation with @realDonaldTrump but beggars can't be choosers. The only question is: What does Trump want? It's possible that he just wants to make Australian Steel and Aluminium more expensive in an effort to protect the US industry... in fact that's what he's said... But with Trump there's always an angle. I suspect the meeting will be short. Trump will have a clear 'take-it-or-leave-it' proposition for Albo, and we will see if he's any smarter than @JustinTrudeau is... Time will tell. But be warned, this could be embarrassing for us...

Where is Mike Brady when you need him?!? #SuperBowlHalfTime

Storm Alert: Princes Hwy at Johnsonville (Gippsland Lakes area) blocked due to water over road. #VicStorms @vicsesnews youtu.be/t4ilUbMXZAQ?si…

@zacmartin Sounds about right for Victoria - “the place to be”. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Council won’t accept our building plans because we’re removing too many trees (three). CFA won’t accept the same plans because we’re not removing enough trees. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@colinjevons I agreed. Also better data and ‘scientists’. Good to hear from you mate. Lets get a beer soon 😉

@spidrsverse I don’t want to be overly dramatic, but that funnel cloud at 03-07 seconds looks very tornado-ish to me, and correlates with the damage reported

ok so maybe coming to the gold coast for christmas was a bad idea

Vale Ron Barassi. I joked that the Melbourne v Carlton semi final took 10 years off my life, but it seems it genuinely took the life of one of the AFLs greatest ever legends! Spare some time today to read the story of Ronald Dale Barassi. I promise it will be time well spent.

Hey @sirswampthing - who is the leading player in 2023 for ‘out on the full’ (perhaps separated by forwards/shots at goal and non-forwards)? I can’t find a stat site that differentiates from total clangers, but my money is on Blake Acres.

First cafe I’ve been in since returning to Melbourne less than 24hrs ago and I just heard someone order an oat milk latte, extra hot, 3/4 full with half a sugar. #MelbourneCafeCulture

Living dangerously today: interstate for work meetings and I just ordered a sandwich with beetroot #Risky

If the Premier of Victoria @DanielAndrewsMP genuinely “takes full responsibility” for the “egregious” and “extensive misconduct” of his corrupt party, then the only option would be to resign immediately #IBAC #Integrity

8-2. Still have players that can join this group: McKay Pittonet Martin Williams McGovern Marchbank Cunningham Newnes Dow Setterfield Williamson That’s an embarrassment of riches. @ThePrenderCast

@simontkelly @NakedNed It’s a bad day to be a beer in Beechworth!

@simontkelly Are you talking about the way I gripped my fresh #DarkHarvest from @NakedNed at the #HighCountryHopFestival?!?

Essendon v St Kilda at Waverley 1996 when the power went out I presume

What’s the longest ever elapsed time for a quarter of afl footy @sirswampthing ?

Tsunami - Emergency Warning for Lakes Entrance, 60nm east of Gabo Island including Mallacoota. For more info: bit.ly/3qsCZt5 #victsunami

#NSW, #QLD, #LordHoweIsland, #NorfolkIsland under #Tsunami Warning after volcanic eruption near TONGA ISLANDS. Latest info here: bom.gov.au/tsunami.

Reading latest “World Risk Report” by a leading mining intelligence journal and it only took until para 3 of the executive summary for them to mock Australia’s response to Covid-19. Seems Australia continues to be the laughing stock of the world at the expense of local small biz

Despite @kayosports (and more specifically their AWS video stream server) trying their best to block my VPN, we’re still enjoying live coverage of #TheAshes here in Isla Mujeres 😀#AusvsEng