Ken Howard

@rockerest Meta is the seepage below the garbage at the dump.

@Smedette Ketchup + pepper not cutting it?

Australia: please consider adding hot sauce as a table condiment. Or even an offered condiment.

@mjpmarron Yeah this one was a winner

Wordle 438 5/6 Jaysus 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Ugh I downloaded @1Password 8 and deleted 7… I didn’t realize there’s no Apple Watch support 😭

@obensource Why not?

Excuse me, do you have an amp I can plug my light bulb into? I'd like to see what it sounds like, thanks.

I have a question. OK I have all the questions. Wh...

@cherthedev Today is a good day. I strongly believe a jury of peers is necessary to have a healthy society.

I’ve never been summoned for jury duty. I got a notice for FEDERAL jury duty today 😭

@adam_baldwin I don’t know what you are doing but I’m totally subscribing to it.

@kylebrastrom Money

fuck it. pitch me your startup in 1 word.

@shaundai @Ksound22 Safeguard yourself by adding aliases so that you never type the wrong command. I’d rather mistyped ‘gca!’ than fully type ‘git commit --amend --no-edit’

@Ksound22 Bc if I’m like one letter off, I can permanently delete an entire repo when I just meant to rebase 😭 it’s too much damn power to have

Everyone always wants to know how look it took to learn JavaScript or React or whatever Let's talk about how look its STILL TAKING for me to learn git 😭

@jamonholmgren Laser light show

If this strategy works, I’m going to need ideas. Hit me with them. Maybe a retractable projector screen for watching movies outdoors?

Me: “Can I put an outdoor sound system on the back patio?” Chy: “How much will it cost?” Me: “I’d prefer to skip to the yes part.”

@tlockney To go further on this, can organizations start requiring email addresses be verified before filling my inbox with some other person’s email? I can’t tell you how many times my gmail account has been used to order pizza, apply for jobs, lost NSA ID badge, hotel confirmations, etc.

@tlockney It’s strange that those who set the laws do not follow to them.

@Stonks_dot_com Can’t do it without your money and ice cream truck.

@cobra_winfrey show canceled, no refunds

“And they just ignored me and [started] hassling him. Compared to me, this guy looks as respectable as f--k. But they started hassling him, and that just blew me the f--k away. So I started hassling them and one thing led to another...” songfacts.com/facts/pearl-ja…

@lenadroid The IT Crowd

When you hear someone say they are an IT Pro, what are some things that come to your mind, in terms of what they do?

@teej_dv Human to Human communication.

Oh, so you're a developer? Name the best programming language.

@KeithyWalsh As a result of this conversation with his friends I'm taking him to see Lightyear over the weekend.

@KeithyWalsh, might you have advice for me? My son (8) was told by neighborhood friends he can't watch Lightyear bc “2 girls kiss, and that goes against God.” He's watched Steven Universe, so he's already had exposure to cartoon characters of same-gender kissing.

@XboxSupport Not fixed

Users should once again be able to play cloud gaming titles. Thank you for your patience, and happy gaming!